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Okay,i don't know if you can answer this,but here goes. How much applied pressure can a (boneless) appendage take before it severs from the body? The context is *of course* the penis and the strength of the human epidermis. So, I looked all over the Internet and couldn't find anything. Thanks.
After much research (watching porn), I have come to some conclusions:
First, after watching numerous videos of guys having sex with incredibly fat chicks (like your mother), apparently quite a lot of pressure is tolerable. I'm not saying that you won't be smothered to death, but the weight seems to be distributed enough so that no lasting injury will be suffered by your penis. Just your pride.
Second, after watching even more videos of guys having sex with flexible, athletic girls (like the gymnast I used to date), an average-sized girl can be supported by a penis with a circumference (not radius, Johnny Holmes) of at least five inches, provided that either her legs are firmly wrapped around you, or she wraps at least one arm around you neck. The limiting factor here seems to be the strength of you abdoman, not your penis.
Third, using a carefully devised formula based on Newtonian physics, structural engineering, chemistry (in the application of oil- and water-based lubricants), fulcrum mechanics, and human biology, I have come to the conclusion that it is virtually impossible for a penis to become severed under normal usage. The penis will pivot to avoid any such injury, and in the case of sex, the added lubrication will cause any pressure to slide off. This is not to say that under abnormal usage the penis cannot become severed. It is more a function of the area the pressure is applied to. Obviously a small surface area is more likely to seperate under the same amount of pressure than a larger surface area. (Imagine trying to push a pencil eraser through the skin of an orange. Not easy. Imagine pushing with the same force on the skin of an orange with a sharpened pencil tip.)
Finally, after deciding to put this question to a physical test, I fastened the tip of Ricardo's penis in a vise (he doesn't use it anyway), and began applying weight to the suspended center in an effort to determine how much it would take to sever his under-appreciated penis. Using a 1/2 inch nylon rope, I suspended 25 kg from his penis. At this point his screams became annoying, so I applied duct tape to his mouth to shut him up. Note that this should have no impact on my findings. At around 125 kg, his penis ripped off. I then had sex with his hot mom.
I believe this test needs to be rerun, using smaller increments of measure, as the first weight I applied was 25 kg, and the second was 100 kg.
I hope that this information has proven useful to you.
