Questions and Answers:
How the hell are you always so god damn witty and sarcastic when you answer peoples questions? Does it come naturally or does it take time for you to write?
P.S. I noticed your sponsored links have become invalid....too bad, one of my favourite passtimes use to be sitting there hours upon hours clicking those banners hoping it'll generate you some revenue so you'd come back and visit the site more often (and hopefully answer my questions on why I hate hippies so much or monkeys named george)
I would like to say that my witty rejoinders come naturally, that it flows from me like repressed sexual desire from a priest to an alter boy. However, the truth of the matter is that I do need to take some time to come up with something to say. There are times that I must sit and ponder my replies for up to three seconds. Yes, it's hard work, but the satisfaction I get from guiding my viewers to the path of evil is incalculable.
Further, I deeply appreciate the time you used to spend click on our ads and banners. Its people like you that make my time fiscally rewarding. The ads have broken during the time of my sojourn inside your mother. We have called our tech department to fix these problems, however the technical support staff has been outsourced, and since we do not speak Hindi and the support team doesn't speak English, we are having a bit of a rough go at it.
Hopefully, in time, we will have them repaired, and you can spend hours of your day generating income for me.
