Questions and Answers:
Hey Taco... First of all... why do guys like lesbians so much? Secondly, why are you so obsessed with good grammar?
Excellent questions. First, guys like lesbians for the same reason you like finding a $20 bill in your pants pocket rather than a single. Sure, finding one dollar is great, but the twenty is twenty times as good. Likewise, one girl, especially a hot one, is great. Especially if she is naked. Now, two hot, naked girls, making out and putting tongues in places that they don't usually get put is twice as good.
As for the grammar, it is a sign of respect. Respect for me, respect for yourself, respect for the English language, respect to anyone who has ever made an effort to educate you in your life. Also, it pisses me off when I can't understand someones question because they can't form an intelligible sentence.