Questions and Answers:
Taco, I am 35 year old male who recently got divorced after 15 years. My question is how can I get back into circulation with the dating ritual.
P.S. The wound is still healing, but I have a few potential prospects. One is much younger than me, but is mature for her age. I like this one alot. Low maintenance too.
Getting back into the dating ritual, huh? Well, dating is not as much of a ritual but more of a scam designed to impoverish men so that we are dependent on women. For example, you purchase dinner and a movie a modest investment of say $100. What do you get is a hug, maybe a kiss but no sex. This is poor investing. I take that same $100 and put it into a videocassette recorder and I have years of videotape enjoyment clearly a better investment. With a VCR, you receive years of enjoyment. With a woman, you receive minutes of enjoyment. Furthermore, with a VCR, you get a warranty. You cant bring the woman back if she fails to satisfy you within three years. But the more of these dates, on which we men go out, the more money we lose without ever buying a VCR. In time, all the capital will be shared between the female sex, who will use it to buy clothes.
Dating is a scam and I advise against it, but I will nonetheless advise you. First, play up the divorced angle. Claim that you went through a hard divorce. Extract sympathy from women. Second, if you have kids, use them to get women. Women seem to be attracted to single dads it shows they care, or that the court told them to care. Third, avoid dating women at work. Word of your failings in bed will make it around no matter whom you date. It is better to let the women tell of your failings to women you do not know. Keep in mind that if you do not fail in bed, you have no reason to look for other partners. Therefore, it can only hurt you to date a woman from work. Fourth, look for young women. I should not have to explain this but I will. Young women have perky breasts, no morality, perky breasts, and little conception of settling down. Hence, I applaud your efforts with this low maintenance chick (another important feature). Finally, rid your domicile of all visible vestiges of single life porn, endless boxes of Pop Tarts, beer cans all over the floor, and moldy pizza boxes used as door stops. Women, for some reason, are not impressed by this.
I should think that this advice would help you avoid being the dateless wonder that is Vonce.
