Questions and Answers:
Vonce: Animal, mineral, or vegetable?
This has to be the most thought-provoking question I have yet to receive. Some would say Vonce is an animal. He eats like a horse and is as large as an elephant. Others would say he is composed of minerals, having the intelligence and being the size of a large mineral deposit. Some would say he is a vegetable because he never gets off his ass and seems to just sprout limbs to increase surface area and, hence, have access to more food. After hours of contemplation of Shannon Elizabeth and whipped cream (no, men don't think of sex all the time), Taco has decreed this answer: Vonce is a small state unto himself.
Taco's Note: Vonce is completely fictional and does not represent a real person. I hope so, for all mankind.
