Questions and Answers:
TACO! Would you be willing to take my sisters virginity? She's 27 and still hasnt gotten any, but is looking for someone to share the moment with. Are you interested?
Oh man, not another one of these. Alright, here's the standard operating procedure if you want me to pop the cherry of your sister. First, email me (taco@asktaco.com) with pictures, contact information (so I know where she is), and measurements. Should I deem her worthy of my time and expertise, you will be contacted with an invoice, which must be prepaid, that covers travel expenses, condom purchases, and per diem (to buy her a value meal). You're lucky that I usually don't double-bag it with virigins, so you'll save some money there.
