Questions and Answers:
Taco, Im affraid I cant afford Diamond Back tickets, and I would be very sad if you shot me. Can we settle it some other way?
Actually, if I shot you, you would be dead and not sad. So, I would heartily suggest that you find the money to buy me baseball tickets. I did some research and I would be more than fine with the $14 seats behind home plate. Buy two and take you, just to piss off your sister. But my offer still stands - DBacks tickets or a bullet. Knowing my identity is serious and must be punished. Usually, we'd put you on staff, as that's punishment enough, but you're not old enough - see question 400.
