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If a Vegan swallows after a BJ, is that against her "religion"? 1183. Alright, so I my friend just egged someone house, and I want to know what the chances of... 1182. Okay,i don't know if you can answer this,but here goes.How much applied pressure can a... 1181. I've been with my boyfriend for five months now, but I don't think he's as into me as he... 1180. I love my neighbour girl but I do not talk to her. How could I tell her that I love her... 1179. hey taco i just have to ask..your a guy right i would like to know how to please my bf i... 1178. Yo Taco, I am a Polish 14 year old girl who is very sarcastic and acts like a guy... 1177. do you know why y boyfriends stamina would be coming out of my pussy after sex is this... 1176. dear taco- i was giving a 19 year old a blow job and he got it on camera with out me... 1175. What is your life story taco? 1174. How the hell are you always so god damn witty and sarcastic when you answer peoples... 1173. Hey Taco... First of all... why do guys like lesbians so much? Secondly, why are you so... 1172. Taco, do u have a legit reason for hating jews, did they scare you when u were a child or... 1171. Why do monkeys throw their dung? 1170. im 12 ,175 lb. how do i get this spicy girl,spicy than fire sauce girl, to dAte me??????? 1169. yo taco, i'm a teenage guy still going through the motions of puberty. here's my problem:... 1168. Taco, where have you been all these long months? We, the people of the world, are in... 1167. Why is your name taco?? It's not a real name, it's a mexican food. I'm 10 years old, and... 1166. Hey Taco, how do I get a girl with a BBH to break up with him? They are both freshmen in... 1165. how do tacos have sex? 1164. What is a good name to put on the back of a school jersey? 1163. Taco, how can i be as hot and sexy as you, without cutting off your skin and making a... 1162. taco- im a 15 year old female i dont live in a wierd area where you have sex at the age... 1161. taco when giving anal how can i ask a girl to clean her crack before we start? 1160. can a young girl break her hymen whilst out playing 1159. can u get pregnant when having sex,but your partner not cuming inside of you? 1158. Can boobs be too big? 1157. If you're on probation for 5 years smacking some kid in the head with a baseball bat... 1156. how do i get this amazingly hot sexy banging DD girl to send me pics of her naked? im 15... 1155. Is rimming an asshole safe? 1154. wow i see that thuis site has slowed down since i used to come on 4 years ago, how often... 1153. If my friend turns gay what do i do? 1152. What would you do if you accidently drank an entire bottle of liquid exlax? 1151. hey taco, im 14 and had sex with a 17 year old and he got me plan B pills , what does... 1150. Taco, do you ever get bored of this website? 1149. Hey Taco, I think your the funniest guy ever, really. But i noticed you hate on alot of... 1148. Hey taco I don't want to sound stupid or anything but how do you come up with such funny... 1147. Hey taco, I have a problem, I'm friends with these two girls, I used to like them both... 1146. Do girls really like bad asses? 1145. Why don't men shave "down there"? 1144. where can i view nude photos of women for free? 1143. i was wondering if underage sex would stunt the penis growth of the male 1142. Hey Taco are you Mexican? 1141. ok taco ive been having sexual urges often. now i am told this is normal...is it? 1140. can u get STD's from kissing? 1139. Should guys shave pubic hairs? 1138. Hi Taco, why do I get excited at the thought of my wife enjoying a MFM threesome? 1137. How can a girl know that she lost her virginity?? 1136. Taco, i dont know why but i feel like every guy in the world is a jerk. I can never find... 1135. Is it ok if i want to have sex with my best friend and jack him off and i am a guy by the... 1134. I'm going to brush my teeth with urine and live in a building of screaming lunatics but... 1133. Hey some guys i have been with shave there pubic hairs and some dont wat is normal for... 1132. what are some good ways too travel for free 1131. I met this cute guy about 5 months ago. He is fliting with me, but we r just close... 1130. Hey Taco, do you have penis or pussy or both? 1129. Taco, I want to have sex with you. When would it be possible to do so? 1128. What's a good technique for getting hot chicks into bed? There's this hot chick that I... 1127. Taco..........i am apparently fuckin hot to all the guys at school (or at least most of... 1126. who's vinny and how can i be screened? I'd love to have sex with you, taco 1125. TACO?!?!?!?!? You act like this entire website is shutdown....There's never new... 1124. Taco, What is the normal size of a guys dick?....By this i do mean a humans!! 1123. How did you get to do the "taco" bisness? How can I do it? I think t's cool your tryin'... 1122. Hey Taco, do you ever get tired of stupid people asking dumbass questions? I mean, it... 1121. Taco, I'm currently stationed at a Fire Base in Afghanistan and I really need to get... 1120. I met this guy for one night. We agreed that there was a spooky, but good, connection... 1119. hey, if i give a guy a blow job and swallow his cum can i get pregnant. 1118. Taco- got a question. why is there no median for women. your damned if you sleep around... 1117. Have you ever thought of opening up your own porn site, Taco? 1116. Hey Taco? Is it true you f*cked Gary [last name deleted] up the ass in the server room? 1115. Is Taco sexy? If so, can I have sex with him? 1114. If a boy calls at 2 in the morning, does it mean he only wants sex? 1113. Sometimes you say Vince other times Vonce. I assume all the "Vonces" are type-O's... 1112. What is the best drug to do before having sex? 1111. What would you do if you ate out a girl who slept with half of your dorm??? 1110. Hey taco, this girl I know is fuckin skinny and doesnt really eat a lot. she doesnt eat... 1109. I'm thinking of donating my brain to medical research. Doyou think it's a good idea? 1108. I just don't understand guys. I could not believe my boyfriend said it's total my... 1107. Hi taco, I mastrabete and my boyfreind doest know, should I tell him? and if so what... 1106. do you think that a persons hair color can effect there intellagance 1105. Hey taco, you sound like a real honey and Im getting a bit turned on reading all your... 1104. How do I delete an old comment? 1103. For some reason I can't become a member it won't let me. Why? (plaintively) 1102. Taco, wouldn't the world be a much better place if we got rid of all the fat women and... 1101. I am a 15 year old guy, and way into college girls. Theres this one girl, I coach a... 1100. I tried to sign up as a new user, but you never sent me my password, and i tried to get... 1099. Why do guys watch porn when theyhave a girlfriend to begin with? And why do they get mad... 1098. Someone else asked why is it that guys won't kiss a girl after they ejaculate in their... 1097. Taco, I'm 17. The guy that like me is 45. and has a wife, and two young sons; 6 and 2. He... 1096. hey taco, how can you get a guy to were a condom with out telling him to? 1095. Yo Taco i live in vermont and last week i broke my leg boarding and my guy wants to do... 1094. i really like this guy.I asked for my phone number and i gave it to him. The same day he... 1093. (you can substitute names, they can be whatever you want) I have the cup. I give the cup... 1092. are you suppost to shave "down there?" 1091. taco how long ago was this updated ? years ago 1090. Hey taco my g/f is a mormon and i'm not sure what exacatly i could get away with how can... 1089. taco how old are you, by the way im horney and will do it for you 1088. Hey Taco, What's the difference between an orgy and a gang bang?Thanks, Jeff 1087. Why do American films tend to cast English actors as the antagonists? Is it because we... 1086. Taco.... I have a friend named Taco Dave (He once owrked at taco Bell and we never let... 1085. hey taco.once i got so angry with my exgirlfriend that i pissed in her water bottle and... 1084. Me and my girlfriend have been playing alot of sex games lately..is it safe to slide a... 1083. hey taco theres this beutiful girl in marketing class and id like to date her but shes... 1082. I'm 11 and have my first blow job how can I tell my mom? 1081. Hi theres this girl i like and shes allways flirting with me but im too shy to do... 1080. Do men like breast implants? 1079. if your 18 and your dating a 14 year old girl and her mom doesn't like it and her mom... 1078. yo taco, theres chick whos definately into me - problem is im 17 and shes 14. can i... 1077. Hey Taco, I've been dating this chick for like 10 months now, and we used to have sex all... 1076. what comes out before the cum 1075. Hey Taco, I want to take a road trip to Canada. I've been hearing different things... 1074. One day while walking to my car in the dorm parking lot i found two home Polaroid... 1073. When do you know if its the right time to fuck a girl? 1072. what is the symbol of nurses cap? 1071. I've been hooking up with this guy lately, and everytime he fingers me, i bleed. I know... 1070. My boyfried says he isnt cheating on me but when i get oline on his screenname and check... 1069. I read some question that asked your political affiliation. You said you lean to the... 1068. Another question (I am in that delightfully satisfying mood of annoying all males,... 1067. i humped my dog naked, can i get pregnant? 1066. Taco, I have a delicate situation that I need help with. One of my female friends is... 1065. why is that when a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth they do not want to kiss the girl... 1064. thers this guy that i used to talk to on the phone all the time. i'm a virgen and hes... 1063. I know this really great guy friend. He is always my partner in PE and waits for me... 1062. IF I DON'T TAKE THE LAST ROW OF BIRTH CONTROL PILLS IN MY PACK WILL THAT ALLOW ME NOT TO... 1061. Taco:Should I get pissed at my boyfriend for constantly getting off to porn? Why does he... 1060. Taco, are you in any way affiliated with the Zapatista's? 1059. K, I went to New Jersey over winter break and met this guy, at my firends house. We got... 1058. Okay, why do guys make such a big deal about doing a virgin? 1057. Why is everyone offering me drugs? Two girls (with less then perfect reputations) have... 1056. How should a girl talk to a guy without being annoying but being very flirtatious and... 1055. Yo taco, i have a big problem it rates grande on the taco scale, my girlfriend wants to... 1054. Hey taco, would I know/find out if the girl I am casually fucking considers me to be her... 1053. I am 14 and I haven't done anything with a guy before. However, when I do, I should be... 1052. Do guys really not like girls who are flat? 1051. How many people (attractive women) actually go through the effort of sending you pictures... 1050. I know this girl. She's 5' tall and has a 36DD bra. Her back is in pain a lot of the... 1049. All right. I'm 17 and a senior in high school, and I'm slightly interested in a... 1048. yo taco, dude i've gotta MAJOR problem and i need your help. i'm here in calgary with my... 1047. hello Taco!! please answer my question because this is kind of imporatant for me...lets... 1046. I have been dating this guy for about 5 weeks now and i got forced to give a guy a hand... 1045. Hi Taco!! How are you?? hey could you please give me good oral sex tips for females??next... 1044. I was looking for college scholarships yesterday and I noticed something interesting. Why... 1043. taco...i have some slick pictures of some women exposing themselves at this party i went... 1042. Why is it that if you're an underage person at a party where there is alcohol, you get... 1041. im a female and there is another female that i am reallly good friends with, but were... 1040. Hey Taco, I've always wondered this... What if someone's parent is going out with someone... 1039. God damn it! When will we put a man on Mars already!? 1038. Ok, baout 2 months ago my boyfriend of almost 3 yrs broke up with me for no reason at... 1037. TACO! Would you be willing to take my sisters virginity? She's 27 and still hasnt gotten... 1036. What is monogamy? 1035. Im one of those quiet, introverted guys and recently I started hanging out with this girl... 1034. Is the Mormon Hawaiian? 1033. i cheated on my boyfriend with a lousy lay. i wouldnt have commited the crime but i was... 1032. I like my friend's girlfriend...and I'm pretty sure she likes me...we've hung out a few... 1031. Hey Taco, Are you the taco that used to live in Calgary? 1030. why don't mainstream movies have more lesbian sex in them? 1029. It seems to me you only dig chicks with big tits. What about us girls with a cute face,... 1028. Dear Taco,I'm fifteen, and in a relationship with a great girl. Unfortunately, she's a... 1027. where in illinois can i find you? i think i would have a lot of laughs if you were paying... 1026. we've been talking about this a lot in school and if a guy gets his dick cut off and then... 1025. what does a girl have to say to turn a 17 year old boy on that wont sound immature? 1024. I am 17 years old... and Im dating a 24 year old. I love him very much and everyone else... 1023. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 1022. hi.i have fancied my pen pal for months and whenever we speak on the phone my heart... 1021. I read this over and over in your questions: "Send the pictures to staff@asktaco.com".... 1020. Hey dude. My parents want to meet my girlfriend, like have her come over and do shit.... 1019. What are areolas? 1018. Dear Taco, I've read in a couple of magazines that semen isn't as potent if the guy... 1017. You wouldnt happen to have that naked picture of Fat Vonces' underage girlfriend, would... 1016. Whats more sexually satisfying? A paper towel tube, or a stuffed animal? 1015. Hey Taco, i have a question that tickles the twine of a typical stereotype of the human... 1014. What do you think about Canadian girls? 1013. Blondes, Why exactally are they shown as being stupid? Why hasent this question been... 1012. the guy im seeing is not experienced at all and i am....so i was wondering if its a turn... 1011. can you usually get an exboyfriend back by flirting? If so how bad would you have to flirt 1010. Taco, do you get a lot of angry mail from feminists, mormons, and the others you... 1009. Hello Taco! I've attempted to give my girlfriend an orgasm, but I was never successful at... 1008. if i see a girl i like , what is supposed to be the first thing i should say to her or... 1007. do chicks care about the way guys smell? 1006. Taco, Is "The Morman" the coolist person that you know? 1005. How's Vonce, Bob Koch, Jeff, Jorge, and The Mormon? 1004. What would happen once women evolve into intellectually capable, ACTUAL conscience beings? 1003. Why do people only ask you about sex? 1002. Would you like to see Saddam and Castro have a lesbian affair? 1001. why are there some many people submitting idiotic questions in youre website Tacothey... 1000. Reserved for 1000th Question contest winner 999. Taco, I've heard many different stories about when the best and worst time of the month... 998. Why are all these brain-dead lard- asses suing McDonalds for making them fat? 997. Okay, knower of all, certainly you must understand Parisian law. If your an american... 996. why do u hate ALL fat chicks??? i dont like the way you talk about fat chicks.. i mean... 995. So, i'm 16 and dating a 17 year old. I've been sexually active with more partners than he... 994. Hey taco, i'm wondering... do stretch marks on a woman's breast bother guys? Also, do... 993. Did anyone actually come here on Christmas? 992. im a 21 year old girl living in bangkok, thailand and i have been in a relationship with... 991. hey taco,im a 13 yr.old gurl thats inlove w/ a 16 yr.old i went out w/ him him once but... 990. Taco, what would happen if a minor had their own credit card and bought a porn DVD... 989. when u shave ur dick hair, would a chick like it if u leave some lookin like a line out? 988. Hey taco, sup?? Anyway, I have a question There is this girl in my math class that has... 987. hey tacster, are you married or with anyone? I would like to be your bitch for the night. 986. i like this guy and he supposedly likes me but all he ever wants to do is finger me and... 985. which songs on the 2Pac greatest hits cd are new? 984. Hey Taco, sup. Im in the middle of a shitty situation. Theres this girl im going out... 983. If you dont have a boner when you penetrate the vagina, will you crush your penis? 982. I've been dared to take a picture of a girl in a locker room. How do I get in, snap the... 981. I have a girlfriend with an extremely hairy twat. Should I dump her? 980. Hey Taco. Whats your opinion on hooking up with girls that you meet on the internet? 979. Dear Taco, Me and my boy friend have been dating for four years, and he recently asked... 978. how long should you be sexual with a guy befor the two of you become boyfriend and... 977. Yo Taco. What attempts can be made to get a girl away from her boyfriend? Just for... 976. hey taco, i find alot of times that girls at a party scene tend to go only as far as... 975. what does it mean when a girl looks at you and then looks away when you look at her? 974. I don't know if I am bi. I think I am but I'm not sure. I think alot of girls are pretty... 973. When I shave my bikini line my skin gets really irritated. I get these little red bumps... 972. Hey, if you share a beer with a buddy, that has a cold, will you catch a cold too? I was... 971. Wait, I want to see a movie with a girl, but only as friends. How do I convey this to her... 970. Hey Taco, i have found it to be true that women like gay man. So i wish to adopt a plan... 969. Hey Taco, did you get feminazi from Rush Limbaugh? and where are you on the pollitical... 968. Why do people ask you to repeat the question even though they actually heard it the first... 967. what does it mean if a chick calls you her teddy bear? 966. hey taco i've been with this girl for about a year now and the other week she told me she... 965. How do I get a girl to like me? I am 13, currently going to an upper class private... 964. Hey Taco, every time i ask a girl my age whether or not she masturbates she replys with... 963. hey taco, this is my first question, does a blow job feel the same as sex? 962. Taco baby, i have asked about 7 questions before, usually with the phrases "Taco baby"... 961. taco, contrary to the majority of the absolutely moronic questions about love lives and... 960. how do you spell "will you have sex with me" in spanish 959. Can you get an STD from kissing someone? 958. which is the best way to eat out a girl 957. Taco! Just a little question for ya. Im 14 and Im a really horny teen. I cant help but... 956. why don't you answer all of the questions that people send you? 955. How can I convince a girl to go lesbo? 954. what can you do if one breast is larger then the other? 953. Hey Taco, I'm getting close to the college years, and I just wanted to know if you'd... 952. on one of the banners there is a picture of some girl in a thong with a bunny tail. the... 951. taco, first of all i love you to death!!!! but i have yet another question.this guy i... 950. dear Taco, i have a "friend" that lives in a nother state. we talk every day and he sems... 949. Why do girls go in groupes to the bathroom ? Is there somthing realy special in there? 948. Why doesn't communism work? 947. dear taco, you have helped lots of people lets see if you can help me. i am goingout... 946. In your news release, you say you are moving to Illinois, but later on you say you are... 945. Dear Taco, As I was looking through questions people have asked you, I noticed how... 944. taco! hey, if i was to visit you in illinois that would be great but dosen't a stud like... 943. hey taco...What do guys think of uneven breasts?? 942. i have a q that my friend wants answered. what is the point of men having nipples? she... 941. How can I tell a guy I don't want him to touch me without being a total bitch about it? 940. what do most guys like in a girl??? do they all want someone who looks like britney... 939. Hello Taco, there is this girl I keep asking out, but not to a point to annoy her. Since... 938. Why do you hate fucking fat chicks? I think they're great! Taste great, look great, and... 937. Dear Taco, Why don't you start up a discussion board? [URL deleted] has, as the name... 936. Why do i get asked by soo many girls?? Majority wants to be friend with me A good... 935. Hey Taco. Are you in a good relationship when your girlfrienc's mom comes up to you and... 934. TAco I have a dilemaa I am currently having to choose between my boyfriend who wants to... 933. mabye I will meet the great taco after all. Do you have any idea where you are going to... 932. Hey Taco! I go to Clemson and I'm really hot and stuff, but I have never given a guy... 931. Hey Taco, My boyfriend is a dick.. I doubt I could do better though. He works 1-11pm... 930. hey taco, when you shave your pussy, are you supposed to shave every single hair?? 929. Taco Baby, I've asked you a few questions before and here is another one for all the... 928. how does semen die? if you get it on your hands what do you do to get the sperm off? 927. Hey taco is that you wearing the shirt that advertises your merchendise. that continously... 926. Hey Taco, I was wondering if you thought that this genetically repressed generation was... 925. What are the perfect conditions in order to see the stars clearly (beside the fact that... 924. taco, I was just reading a question that was submitted to you about a girl who wasn't... 923. Taco I got a solution to your merchandice prob... Ok all you gotta do is go to the super... 922. ok, here's the question that every girl wants answerd..... why do guys like to watch... 921. In the state of Kansas, a girl cannot legally consent to sex if she is under the... 920. Why is America so strict and Europe such a layed back cool place? Does this have anything... 919. im 14 an my girlfriend is 13 weve been givin each other oral sex for bout 2 years an... 918. could a guy get a hardon and ejaculate just from us rubbing up against eachother even if... 917. Alright I'm in a tight spot here. My chick friend recently admitted to me that she wanted... 916. How come soo many pop-ups show up in porn sites? 915. why are girls pussy lips sometimes big? Is that due to penetration of either a penis or... 914. When guys are fingering, what is a good number of fingers to be able to get in? Do guys... 913. Can you get an std from oral sex? And also can you get an std if the male didn't come... 912. how deep into a virginia does a penis need to go to reach a womans g-spot? 911. Is it normal to mastrabate with friends....if so how do go about doing that? Do you just... 910. Hey Taco! I just wanted to say that I think you're awesome! I look really good. I'm... 909. Hey Taco. Me and my boyfriend (of about a year) were doing great until last week, when... 908. Taco~ I have close friends that are girls... in fact most of my friends are girls, but do... 907. Why is some idiot asking questions using the old AskTaco submit? 906. hey i went to a strip club and a really really hot stripper asked for my # so doing the... 905. Did you abduct Phil? 904. What is "VO2 max" and how does it measure cardiovascular fitness? 903. i'm gonna be in saudi all summer, and i know i'm gonna get really bored, what can i do to... 902. Ok Taco, here's a question my friends and I were wondering about, If two under age people... 901. What is your opinion on the planned defense system dubbed "Star Wars"? 900. mister Taco- I am a female with OCD (meaning I clean constantly without complaint) I love... 899. Do you have any brothers that are 16-18 years of age? If so, can I have one? 898. man your site is pretty cool, but why doesnt it have any cool polls? i know you have... 897. I have this best friend and lately I have been having these feelings for him and all his... 896. Hey I have a boyfriend and he always wants to fingure me or eat me out but for some odd... 895. girls always hug and kiss eachother in public..why do they do this? 894. Hola, Tacster. I was at the pool a couple days ago and got in a squirt gun fight with... 893. my friend just got kicked out of his house by his mother and step dad. i asked if i could... 892. Next year I am going to a new school, and because of it's reputation my mom is nervous... 891. Taco, i needed some advice and my friend told me to try you so lets just see how good you... 890. i was just wondering if you condider getting drunk a good way to forget all you're... 889. I am under 18, but I really want my tongue pierced without my mom finding out, how do I... 888. what is your dream girl like?? 887. Who the hell are BobKoch, Vonce and Ricardo's mom? Plus, why are you so fascinated about... 886. How many times should I click on a banner to make $20 for your site? 885. taco i was wondeing if you knew what the formula was for converting CC's (cubic... 884. I have nothing to do Taco, can i bug you the whole summer? 883. Hey TACO! I was just wondering what i should do. I really really like this guy at my... 882. you should never ask for a kiss....right??? 881. If a guy writes in my yearbook, " school is like a bone, long and hard-zach" and writes... 880. Taco???? I have a question,........yea ok here goes. Why is a raven like a writing... 879. ok this isnt my account its my older brothars. he dunno im usin it but i got a question... 878. Taco, there is this guy I like. He has a girlfriend which happens to be the pastor's... 877. is it normal for guys to have hard-ons while freak dancing? I was dancing with some guy... 876. TACO!! Me and my boyfriend have been dating for a month and a half....and I never get to... 875. taco, me and my next door neighbor have been talking for a while.we really like each... 874. How do I keep myself out of the "Friend zone" with some girls that I am talking to right... 873. Dear taco, I have this problem. You see, i live in Pennsylvania and i met this girl... 872. My sister is getting married soon, I know that she cheeted on the guy shes about to marry... 871. I've just moved and I know no one! I really want to get to know people, I don't start... 870. taco i recently started seeing this guy about 3 weeks ago and hes exactly what im looking... 869. hey Taco its my 1st time asking for ur advice. My prob is that i know this girl since a... 868. Hi taco, i came across this awesome site. few days back..actually i was searching cool... 867. how do i know if a girl masturbates without asking her just by looking at her how can i... 866. Taco, I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and just lately I have been noticing him... 865. i got kicked out of school and i had a bunch of people tell me while i was out that my... 864. taco how can you keep a guy happy in bed without actually doing the deed? 863. lots of guys think im hot but i dont think they r hot...and now im sort of horny and i... 862. Dear Taco, I was in Church recently and I turned around and saw a guy,let's called him... 861. Hello Taco, I seek your advice. My question is that I have heard, if you have sex while... 860. Dear Taco, I'm in a rough situation here. About 3 or 4 years ago, I had a... 859. I have a very difficult math test this Friday and I wanted to see if you had any... 858. Taco, I have been a follower of your site since there were barely 20 qusetions on it...... 857. This is my first time writing you. I have a very close guy friend that i've had sex with... 856. is it wrong to have underage sex? 855. how many calories are in a load of semen? and from that, how many dicks would you have to... 854. Can fat people go skinny dipping? 853. hey taco! i know women are evil and all, but what do you think about bisexual women?... 852. taco, just another question.Ok say i ask this girl out, and she says yes,EXACTLY WHEN SHE... 851. I submitted a question before about my neighbor I have liked for like 6 years and you... 850. Why are people so obsessed over their looks and weight? Is it because of their... 849. TAco- hi okay here is my Q: okay i'm the guy with the friend you told to get hooked on... 848. taco i have icq and i can never come up with a good nickname that stays, man you gotta... 847. Ok yesterday i asked out this girl cause she has ben like single for a very long time and... 846. Dear Taco, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Ya see, there's this girl I know (I know a lot of... 845. My parents own a restaraunt and 1 night this boy who liked he was 10/11 wanted an eggroll... 844. How come whenever I kiss boys I get bumps on my lips? 843. You have a banner for a place that gives away free condoms? 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