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If a Vegan swallows after a BJ, is that against her "religion"? 1183. Alright, so I my friend just egged someone house, and I want to know what the chances of... 1182. Okay,i don't know if you can answer this,but here goes.How much applied pressure can a... 1181. I've been with my boyfriend for five months now, but I don't think he's as into me as he... 1180. I love my neighbour girl but I do not talk to her. How could I tell her that I love her... 1179. hey taco i just have to ask..your a guy right i would like to know how to please my bf i... 1178. Yo Taco, I am a Polish 14 year old girl who is very sarcastic and acts like a guy... 1177. do you know why y boyfriends stamina would be coming out of my pussy after sex is this... 1176. dear taco- i was giving a 19 year old a blow job and he got it on camera with out me... 1175. What is your life story taco? 1174. How the hell are you always so god damn witty and sarcastic when you answer peoples... 1173. Hey Taco... First of all... why do guys like lesbians so much? Secondly, why are you so... 1172. Taco, do u have a legit reason for hating jews, did they scare you when u were a child or... 1171. Why do monkeys throw their dung? 1170. im 12 ,175 lb. how do i get this spicy girl,spicy than fire sauce girl, to dAte me??????? 1169. yo taco, i'm a teenage guy still going through the motions of puberty. here's my problem:... 1168. Taco, where have you been all these long months? We, the people of the world, are in... 1167. Why is your name taco?? It's not a real name, it's a mexican food. I'm 10 years old, and... 1166. Hey Taco, how do I get a girl with a BBH to break up with him? They are both freshmen in... 1165. how do tacos have sex? 1164. What is a good name to put on the back of a school jersey? 1163. Taco, how can i be as hot and sexy as you, without cutting off your skin and making a... 1162. taco- im a 15 year old female i dont live in a wierd area where you have sex at the age... 1161. taco when giving anal how can i ask a girl to clean her crack before we start? 1160. can a young girl break her hymen whilst out playing 1159. can u get pregnant when having sex,but your partner not cuming inside of you? 1158. Can boobs be too big? 1157. If you're on probation for 5 years smacking some kid in the head with a baseball bat... 1156. how do i get this amazingly hot sexy banging DD girl to send me pics of her naked? im 15... 1155. Is rimming an asshole safe? 1154. wow i see that thuis site has slowed down since i used to come on 4 years ago, how often... 1153. If my friend turns gay what do i do? 1152. What would you do if you accidently drank an entire bottle of liquid exlax? 1151. hey taco, im 14 and had sex with a 17 year old and he got me plan B pills , what does... 1150. Taco, do you ever get bored of this website? 1149. Hey Taco, I think your the funniest guy ever, really. But i noticed you hate on alot of... 1148. Hey taco I don't want to sound stupid or anything but how do you come up with such funny... 1147. Hey taco, I have a problem, I'm friends with these two girls, I used to like them both... 1146. Do girls really like bad asses? 1145. Why don't men shave "down there"? 1144. where can i view nude photos of women for free? 1143. i was wondering if underage sex would stunt the penis growth of the male 1142. Hey Taco are you Mexican? 1141. ok taco ive been having sexual urges often. now i am told this is normal...is it? 1140. can u get STD's from kissing? 1139. Should guys shave pubic hairs? 1138. Hi Taco, why do I get excited at the thought of my wife enjoying a MFM threesome? 1137. How can a girl know that she lost her virginity?? 1136. Taco, i dont know why but i feel like every guy in the world is a jerk. I can never find... 1135. Is it ok if i want to have sex with my best friend and jack him off and i am a guy by the... 1134. I'm going to brush my teeth with urine and live in a building of screaming lunatics but... 1133. Hey some guys i have been with shave there pubic hairs and some dont wat is normal for... 1132. what are some good ways too travel for free 1131. I met this cute guy about 5 months ago. He is fliting with me, but we r just close... 1130. Hey Taco, do you have penis or pussy or both? 1129. Taco, I want to have sex with you. When would it be possible to do so? 1128. What's a good technique for getting hot chicks into bed? There's this hot chick that I... 1127. Taco..........i am apparently fuckin hot to all the guys at school (or at least most of... 1126. who's vinny and how can i be screened? I'd love to have sex with you, taco 1125. TACO?!?!?!?!? You act like this entire website is shutdown....There's never new... 1124. Taco, What is the normal size of a guys dick?....By this i do mean a humans!! 1123. How did you get to do the "taco" bisness? How can I do it? I think t's cool your tryin'... 1122. Hey Taco, do you ever get tired of stupid people asking dumbass questions? I mean, it... 1121. Taco, I'm currently stationed at a Fire Base in Afghanistan and I really need to get... 1120. I met this guy for one night. We agreed that there was a spooky, but good, connection... 1119. hey, if i give a guy a blow job and swallow his cum can i get pregnant. 1118. Taco- got a question. why is there no median for women. your damned if you sleep around... 1117. Have you ever thought of opening up your own porn site, Taco? 1116. Hey Taco? Is it true you f*cked Gary [last name deleted] up the ass in the server room? 1115. Is Taco sexy? If so, can I have sex with him? 1114. If a boy calls at 2 in the morning, does it mean he only wants sex? 1113. Sometimes you say Vince other times Vonce. I assume all the "Vonces" are type-O's... 1112. What is the best drug to do before having sex? 1111. What would you do if you ate out a girl who slept with half of your dorm??? 1110. Hey taco, this girl I know is fuckin skinny and doesnt really eat a lot. she doesnt eat... 1109. I'm thinking of donating my brain to medical research. Doyou think it's a good idea? 1108. I just don't understand guys. I could not believe my boyfriend said it's total my... 1107. Hi taco, I mastrabete and my boyfreind doest know, should I tell him? and if so what... 1106. do you think that a persons hair color can effect there intellagance 1105. Hey taco, you sound like a real honey and Im getting a bit turned on reading all your... 1104. How do I delete an old comment? 1103. For some reason I can't become a member it won't let me. Why? (plaintively) 1102. Taco, wouldn't the world be a much better place if we got rid of all the fat women and... 1101. I am a 15 year old guy, and way into college girls. Theres this one girl, I coach a... 1100. I tried to sign up as a new user, but you never sent me my password, and i tried to get... 1099. Why do guys watch porn when theyhave a girlfriend to begin with? And why do they get mad... 1098. Someone else asked why is it that guys won't kiss a girl after they ejaculate in their... 1097. Taco, I'm 17. The guy that like me is 45. and has a wife, and two young sons; 6 and 2. He... 1096. hey taco, how can you get a guy to were a condom with out telling him to? 1095. Yo Taco i live in vermont and last week i broke my leg boarding and my guy wants to do... 1094. i really like this guy.I asked for my phone number and i gave it to him. The same day he... 1093. (you can substitute names, they can be whatever you want) I have the cup. I give the cup... 1092. are you suppost to shave "down there?" 1091. taco how long ago was this updated ? years ago 1090. Hey taco my g/f is a mormon and i'm not sure what exacatly i could get away with how can... 1089. taco how old are you, by the way im horney and will do it for you 1088. Hey Taco, What's the difference between an orgy and a gang bang?Thanks, Jeff 1087. Why do American films tend to cast English actors as the antagonists? Is it because we... 1086. Taco.... I have a friend named Taco Dave (He once owrked at taco Bell and we never let... 1085. hey taco.once i got so angry with my exgirlfriend that i pissed in her water bottle and... 1084. Me and my girlfriend have been playing alot of sex games lately..is it safe to slide a... 1083. hey taco theres this beutiful girl in marketing class and id like to date her but shes... 1082. I'm 11 and have my first blow job how can I tell my mom? 1081. Hi theres this girl i like and shes allways flirting with me but im too shy to do... 1080. Do men like breast implants? 1079. if your 18 and your dating a 14 year old girl and her mom doesn't like it and her mom... 1078. yo taco, theres chick whos definately into me - problem is im 17 and shes 14. can i... 1077. Hey Taco, I've been dating this chick for like 10 months now, and we used to have sex all... 1076. what comes out before the cum 1075. Hey Taco, I want to take a road trip to Canada. I've been hearing different things... 1074. One day while walking to my car in the dorm parking lot i found two home Polaroid... 1073. When do you know if its the right time to fuck a girl? 1072. what is the symbol of nurses cap? 1071. I've been hooking up with this guy lately, and everytime he fingers me, i bleed. I know... 1070. My boyfried says he isnt cheating on me but when i get oline on his screenname and check... 1069. I read some question that asked your political affiliation. You said you lean to the... 1068. Another question (I am in that delightfully satisfying mood of annoying all males,... 1067. i humped my dog naked, can i get pregnant? 1066. Taco, I have a delicate situation that I need help with. One of my female friends is... 1065. why is that when a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth they do not want to kiss the girl... 1064. thers this guy that i used to talk to on the phone all the time. i'm a virgen and hes... 1063. I know this really great guy friend. He is always my partner in PE and waits for me... 1062. IF I DON'T TAKE THE LAST ROW OF BIRTH CONTROL PILLS IN MY PACK WILL THAT ALLOW ME NOT TO... 1061. Taco:Should I get pissed at my boyfriend for constantly getting off to porn? Why does he... 1060. Taco, are you in any way affiliated with the Zapatista's? 1059. K, I went to New Jersey over winter break and met this guy, at my firends house. We got... 1058. Okay, why do guys make such a big deal about doing a virgin? 1057. Why is everyone offering me drugs? Two girls (with less then perfect reputations) have... 1056. How should a girl talk to a guy without being annoying but being very flirtatious and... 1055. Yo taco, i have a big problem it rates grande on the taco scale, my girlfriend wants to... 1054. Hey taco, would I know/find out if the girl I am casually fucking considers me to be her... 1053. I am 14 and I haven't done anything with a guy before. However, when I do, I should be... 1052. Do guys really not like girls who are flat? 1051. How many people (attractive women) actually go through the effort of sending you pictures... 1050. I know this girl. She's 5' tall and has a 36DD bra. Her back is in pain a lot of the... 1049. All right. I'm 17 and a senior in high school, and I'm slightly interested in a... 1048. yo taco, dude i've gotta MAJOR problem and i need your help. i'm here in calgary with my... 1047. hello Taco!! please answer my question because this is kind of imporatant for me...lets... 1046. I have been dating this guy for about 5 weeks now and i got forced to give a guy a hand... 1045. Hi Taco!! How are you?? hey could you please give me good oral sex tips for females??next... 1044. I was looking for college scholarships yesterday and I noticed something interesting. Why... 1043. taco...i have some slick pictures of some women exposing themselves at this party i went... 1042. Why is it that if you're an underage person at a party where there is alcohol, you get... 1041. im a female and there is another female that i am reallly good friends with, but were... 1040. Hey Taco, I've always wondered this... What if someone's parent is going out with someone... 1039. God damn it! When will we put a man on Mars already!? 1038. Ok, baout 2 months ago my boyfriend of almost 3 yrs broke up with me for no reason at... 1037. TACO! Would you be willing to take my sisters virginity? She's 27 and still hasnt gotten... 1036. What is monogamy? 1035. Im one of those quiet, introverted guys and recently I started hanging out with this girl... 1034. Is the Mormon Hawaiian? 1033. i cheated on my boyfriend with a lousy lay. i wouldnt have commited the crime but i was... 1032. I like my friend's girlfriend...and I'm pretty sure she likes me...we've hung out a few... 1031. Hey Taco, Are you the taco that used to live in Calgary? 1030. why don't mainstream movies have more lesbian sex in them? 1029. It seems to me you only dig chicks with big tits. What about us girls with a cute face,... 1028. Dear Taco,I'm fifteen, and in a relationship with a great girl. Unfortunately, she's a... 1027. where in illinois can i find you? i think i would have a lot of laughs if you were paying... 1026. we've been talking about this a lot in school and if a guy gets his dick cut off and then... 1025. what does a girl have to say to turn a 17 year old boy on that wont sound immature? 1024. I am 17 years old... and Im dating a 24 year old. I love him very much and everyone else... 1023. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 1022. hi.i have fancied my pen pal for months and whenever we speak on the phone my heart... 1021. I read this over and over in your questions: "Send the pictures to staff@asktaco.com".... 1020. Hey dude. My parents want to meet my girlfriend, like have her come over and do shit.... 1019. What are areolas? 1018. Dear Taco, I've read in a couple of magazines that semen isn't as potent if the guy... 1017. You wouldnt happen to have that naked picture of Fat Vonces' underage girlfriend, would... 1016. Whats more sexually satisfying? A paper towel tube, or a stuffed animal? 1015. Hey Taco, i have a question that tickles the twine of a typical stereotype of the human... 1014. What do you think about Canadian girls? 1013. Blondes, Why exactally are they shown as being stupid? Why hasent this question been... 1012. the guy im seeing is not experienced at all and i am....so i was wondering if its a turn... 1011. can you usually get an exboyfriend back by flirting? If so how bad would you have to flirt 1010. Taco, do you get a lot of angry mail from feminists, mormons, and the others you... 1009. Hello Taco! I've attempted to give my girlfriend an orgasm, but I was never successful at... 1008. if i see a girl i like , what is supposed to be the first thing i should say to her or... 1007. do chicks care about the way guys smell? 1006. Taco, Is "The Morman" the coolist person that you know? 1005. How's Vonce, Bob Koch, Jeff, Jorge, and The Mormon? 1004. What would happen once women evolve into intellectually capable, ACTUAL conscience beings? 1003. Why do people only ask you about sex? 1002. Would you like to see Saddam and Castro have a lesbian affair? 1001. why are there some many people submitting idiotic questions in youre website Tacothey... 1000. Reserved for 1000th Question contest winner 999. Taco, I've heard many different stories about when the best and worst time of the month... 998. Why are all these brain-dead lard- asses suing McDonalds for making them fat? 997. Okay, knower of all, certainly you must understand Parisian law. If your an american... 996. why do u hate ALL fat chicks??? i dont like the way you talk about fat chicks.. i mean... 995. So, i'm 16 and dating a 17 year old. I've been sexually active with more partners than he... 994. Hey taco, i'm wondering... do stretch marks on a woman's breast bother guys? Also, do... 993. Did anyone actually come here on Christmas? 992. im a 21 year old girl living in bangkok, thailand and i have been in a relationship with... 991. hey taco,im a 13 yr.old gurl thats inlove w/ a 16 yr.old i went out w/ him him once but... 990. Taco, what would happen if a minor had their own credit card and bought a porn DVD... 989. when u shave ur dick hair, would a chick like it if u leave some lookin like a line out? 988. Hey taco, sup?? Anyway, I have a question There is this girl in my math class that has... 987. hey tacster, are you married or with anyone? I would like to be your bitch for the night. 986. i like this guy and he supposedly likes me but all he ever wants to do is finger me and... 985. which songs on the 2Pac greatest hits cd are new? 984. Hey Taco, sup. Im in the middle of a shitty situation. Theres this girl im going out... 983. If you dont have a boner when you penetrate the vagina, will you crush your penis? 982. I've been dared to take a picture of a girl in a locker room. How do I get in, snap the... 981. I have a girlfriend with an extremely hairy twat. Should I dump her? 980. Hey Taco. Whats your opinion on hooking up with girls that you meet on the internet? 979. Dear Taco, Me and my boy friend have been dating for four years, and he recently asked... 978. how long should you be sexual with a guy befor the two of you become boyfriend and... 977. Yo Taco. What attempts can be made to get a girl away from her boyfriend? Just for... 976. hey taco, i find alot of times that girls at a party scene tend to go only as far as... 975. what does it mean when a girl looks at you and then looks away when you look at her? 974. I don't know if I am bi. I think I am but I'm not sure. I think alot of girls are pretty... 973. When I shave my bikini line my skin gets really irritated. I get these little red bumps... 972. Hey, if you share a beer with a buddy, that has a cold, will you catch a cold too? I was... 971. Wait, I want to see a movie with a girl, but only as friends. How do I convey this to her... 970. Hey Taco, i have found it to be true that women like gay man. So i wish to adopt a plan... 969. Hey Taco, did you get feminazi from Rush Limbaugh? and where are you on the pollitical... 968. Why do people ask you to repeat the question even though they actually heard it the first... 967. what does it mean if a chick calls you her teddy bear? 966. hey taco i've been with this girl for about a year now and the other week she told me she... 965. How do I get a girl to like me? I am 13, currently going to an upper class private... 964. Hey Taco, every time i ask a girl my age whether or not she masturbates she replys with... 963. hey taco, this is my first question, does a blow job feel the same as sex? 962. Taco baby, i have asked about 7 questions before, usually with the phrases "Taco baby"... 961. taco, contrary to the majority of the absolutely moronic questions about love lives and... 960. how do you spell "will you have sex with me" in spanish 959. Can you get an STD from kissing someone? 958. which is the best way to eat out a girl 957. Taco! Just a little question for ya. Im 14 and Im a really horny teen. I cant help but... 956. why don't you answer all of the questions that people send you? 955. How can I convince a girl to go lesbo? 954. what can you do if one breast is larger then the other? 953. Hey Taco, I'm getting close to the college years, and I just wanted to know if you'd... 952. on one of the banners there is a picture of some girl in a thong with a bunny tail. the... 951. taco, first of all i love you to death!!!! but i have yet another question.this guy i... 950. dear Taco, i have a "friend" that lives in a nother state. we talk every day and he sems... 949. Why do girls go in groupes to the bathroom ? Is there somthing realy special in there? 948. Why doesn't communism work? 947. dear taco, you have helped lots of people lets see if you can help me. i am goingout... 946. In your news release, you say you are moving to Illinois, but later on you say you are... 945. Dear Taco, As I was looking through questions people have asked you, I noticed how... 944. taco! hey, if i was to visit you in illinois that would be great but dosen't a stud like... 943. hey taco...What do guys think of uneven breasts?? 942. i have a q that my friend wants answered. what is the point of men having nipples? she... 941. How can I tell a guy I don't want him to touch me without being a total bitch about it? 940. what do most guys like in a girl??? do they all want someone who looks like britney... 939. Hello Taco, there is this girl I keep asking out, but not to a point to annoy her. Since... 938. Why do you hate fucking fat chicks? I think they're great! Taste great, look great, and... 937. Dear Taco, Why don't you start up a discussion board? [URL deleted] has, as the name... 936. Why do i get asked by soo many girls?? Majority wants to be friend with me A good... 935. Hey Taco. Are you in a good relationship when your girlfrienc's mom comes up to you and... 934. TAco I have a dilemaa I am currently having to choose between my boyfriend who wants to... 933. mabye I will meet the great taco after all. Do you have any idea where you are going to... 932. Hey Taco! I go to Clemson and I'm really hot and stuff, but I have never given a guy... 931. Hey Taco, My boyfriend is a dick.. I doubt I could do better though. He works 1-11pm... 930. hey taco, when you shave your pussy, are you supposed to shave every single hair?? 929. Taco Baby, I've asked you a few questions before and here is another one for all the... 928. how does semen die? if you get it on your hands what do you do to get the sperm off? 927. Hey taco is that you wearing the shirt that advertises your merchendise. that continously... 926. Hey Taco, I was wondering if you thought that this genetically repressed generation was... 925. What are the perfect conditions in order to see the stars clearly (beside the fact that... 924. taco, I was just reading a question that was submitted to you about a girl who wasn't... 923. Taco I got a solution to your merchandice prob... Ok all you gotta do is go to the super... 922. ok, here's the question that every girl wants answerd..... why do guys like to watch... 921. In the state of Kansas, a girl cannot legally consent to sex if she is under the... 920. Why is America so strict and Europe such a layed back cool place? Does this have anything... 919. im 14 an my girlfriend is 13 weve been givin each other oral sex for bout 2 years an... 918. could a guy get a hardon and ejaculate just from us rubbing up against eachother even if... 917. Alright I'm in a tight spot here. My chick friend recently admitted to me that she wanted... 916. How come soo many pop-ups show up in porn sites? 915. why are girls pussy lips sometimes big? Is that due to penetration of either a penis or... 914. When guys are fingering, what is a good number of fingers to be able to get in? Do guys... 913. Can you get an std from oral sex? And also can you get an std if the male didn't come... 912. how deep into a virginia does a penis need to go to reach a womans g-spot? 911. Is it normal to mastrabate with friends....if so how do go about doing that? Do you just... 910. Hey Taco! I just wanted to say that I think you're awesome! I look really good. I'm... 909. Hey Taco. Me and my boyfriend (of about a year) were doing great until last week, when... 908. Taco~ I have close friends that are girls... in fact most of my friends are girls, but do... 907. Why is some idiot asking questions using the old AskTaco submit? 906. hey i went to a strip club and a really really hot stripper asked for my # so doing the... 905. Did you abduct Phil? 904. What is "VO2 max" and how does it measure cardiovascular fitness? 903. i'm gonna be in saudi all summer, and i know i'm gonna get really bored, what can i do to... 902. Ok Taco, here's a question my friends and I were wondering about, If two under age people... 901. What is your opinion on the planned defense system dubbed "Star Wars"? 900. mister Taco- I am a female with OCD (meaning I clean constantly without complaint) I love... 899. Do you have any brothers that are 16-18 years of age? If so, can I have one? 898. man your site is pretty cool, but why doesnt it have any cool polls? i know you have... 897. I have this best friend and lately I have been having these feelings for him and all his... 896. Hey I have a boyfriend and he always wants to fingure me or eat me out but for some odd... 895. girls always hug and kiss eachother in public..why do they do this? 894. Hola, Tacster. I was at the pool a couple days ago and got in a squirt gun fight with... 893. my friend just got kicked out of his house by his mother and step dad. i asked if i could... 892. Next year I am going to a new school, and because of it's reputation my mom is nervous... 891. Taco, i needed some advice and my friend told me to try you so lets just see how good you... 890. i was just wondering if you condider getting drunk a good way to forget all you're... 889. I am under 18, but I really want my tongue pierced without my mom finding out, how do I... 888. what is your dream girl like?? 887. Who the hell are BobKoch, Vonce and Ricardo's mom? Plus, why are you so fascinated about... 886. How many times should I click on a banner to make $20 for your site? 885. taco i was wondeing if you knew what the formula was for converting CC's (cubic... 884. I have nothing to do Taco, can i bug you the whole summer? 883. Hey TACO! I was just wondering what i should do. I really really like this guy at my... 882. you should never ask for a kiss....right??? 881. If a guy writes in my yearbook, " school is like a bone, long and hard-zach" and writes... 880. Taco???? I have a question,........yea ok here goes. Why is a raven like a writing... 879. ok this isnt my account its my older brothars. he dunno im usin it but i got a question... 878. Taco, there is this guy I like. He has a girlfriend which happens to be the pastor's... 877. is it normal for guys to have hard-ons while freak dancing? I was dancing with some guy... 876. TACO!! Me and my boyfriend have been dating for a month and a half....and I never get to... 875. taco, me and my next door neighbor have been talking for a while.we really like each... 874. How do I keep myself out of the "Friend zone" with some girls that I am talking to right... 873. Dear taco, I have this problem. You see, i live in Pennsylvania and i met this girl... 872. My sister is getting married soon, I know that she cheeted on the guy shes about to marry... 871. I've just moved and I know no one! I really want to get to know people, I don't start... 870. taco i recently started seeing this guy about 3 weeks ago and hes exactly what im looking... 869. hey Taco its my 1st time asking for ur advice. My prob is that i know this girl since a... 868. Hi taco, i came across this awesome site. few days back..actually i was searching cool... 867. how do i know if a girl masturbates without asking her just by looking at her how can i... 866. Taco, I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and just lately I have been noticing him... 865. i got kicked out of school and i had a bunch of people tell me while i was out that my... 864. taco how can you keep a guy happy in bed without actually doing the deed? 863. lots of guys think im hot but i dont think they r hot...and now im sort of horny and i... 862. Dear Taco, I was in Church recently and I turned around and saw a guy,let's called him... 861. Hello Taco, I seek your advice. My question is that I have heard, if you have sex while... 860. Dear Taco, I'm in a rough situation here. About 3 or 4 years ago, I had a... 859. I have a very difficult math test this Friday and I wanted to see if you had any... 858. Taco, I have been a follower of your site since there were barely 20 qusetions on it...... 857. This is my first time writing you. I have a very close guy friend that i've had sex with... 856. is it wrong to have underage sex? 855. how many calories are in a load of semen? and from that, how many dicks would you have to... 854. Can fat people go skinny dipping? 853. hey taco! i know women are evil and all, but what do you think about bisexual women?... 852. taco, just another question.Ok say i ask this girl out, and she says yes,EXACTLY WHEN SHE... 851. I submitted a question before about my neighbor I have liked for like 6 years and you... 850. Why are people so obsessed over their looks and weight? Is it because of their... 849. TAco- hi okay here is my Q: okay i'm the guy with the friend you told to get hooked on... 848. taco i have icq and i can never come up with a good nickname that stays, man you gotta... 847. Ok yesterday i asked out this girl cause she has ben like single for a very long time and... 846. Dear Taco, I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Ya see, there's this girl I know (I know a lot of... 845. My parents own a restaraunt and 1 night this boy who liked he was 10/11 wanted an eggroll... 844. How come whenever I kiss boys I get bumps on my lips? 843. You have a banner for a place that gives away free condoms? 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Is that just... 551. i have this friend and his sister is really hott and she also has some giant... 550. Why can't guys ever keep their mouth shut? I hooked up with a guy about a week ago, and... 549. My best friend, whos 18 and male, is still a virgin...i want to corrupt his innocents...... 548. I'm in a serious relationship for the first time. He told me he wants to go all the way,... 547. What do 85% of women do that is bad and could cause and argurement? 546. if a girl does not like you back what should you do? 545. Hey Taco. I'm a 17 yr old guy, and I cant pull the skin from around my penis to get at my... 544. why does my face get so red? like if i am embaressed or even if im not embaressed! i know... 543. When I give a guy a hand-job whats the most sensitive part and how should I do it? If I... 542. This really hot girl wants me to finger her, and im not the best at it, do u have any... 541. 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Thanx. 531. hey taco! ok, why does it hurt when i shave my pussy? am i just different or does that... 530. do most girls shave their pussy??? 529. uhh..taco i told my boyfriend that i would give him a blow job and i dont know how. how... 528. should i kill myself? give me reasons why i shouldnt. My life sucks. i dont have any... 527. i have this friend, who could get any girl. he has the body of a god, but he doesnt use... 526. A friend of mine named BJ Fagan seems to be half retarded, but no one really knows. He... 525. taco, How much money do you make on your site monthly with advertisements etc. How do you... 524. Alright Taco. There are 2 girls. 1 is hotter than shit, nice tits, incredible body. We... 523. Taco... i got this friend named Bob Koch... and nobody likes him.. he think hes cool but... 522. How did you get the menu to fade to grey? It looks much more complicated than the... 521. Taco, I have this friend named ' Rat '. He's cool....i guess...but hes fucking... 520. what are some of the weirdest searches that lead people to asktaco? 519. Hi taco what do you think the age is to first have sex? 518. taco i have tried everything there is the hottest canadian guy in my classes and all i... 517. I really need to learn how to freak dance, please be specific... 516. My girlfriend and I broke up about 2 weeks ago. I cheated on twice before...and she... 515. Do all guys always go for looks? 514. Is breast cancer really worth-while enough to make Yahoo! pink? 513. When I am nailing my girlfriend she screams with enjoyment but this seems to wake up my... 512. I got this asian bitch that's fine as hell, but she's 16 and i'm 20. Now, i don't wanna... 511. hey taco, i admire you as much as a female can while still planning your destruction. my... 510. About 2 months ago I started going out with this girl, and we had been having a great... 509. im a sixteenyearold girl who likes to get off. im not a slut so i dont whore it around,... 508. To you, what do you see women as, and think every womens over all goal is? 507. Are there actually any hot bitches that take calls on the phone sex lines? 506. First, I wanna say that I love coming to this site and looking at all the idiots who... 505. Taco, Why are there interstate highways in hawaii? 504. Taco, of course the person in question 498 doesn't understand your brilliance on the... 503. How do you tell a girl that you like that she's a bad kisser? Whenever we kiss, I don't... 502. I want to add my two cents to question 481. I just want to say that giving head is great... 501. Are you and the staff going to have any special celebrations for the 500th question? 500. I heard most lesbians are easy and give good head. Can you confirm this? 499. I find the thought of having sex with another man completely horrific and discusting,... 498. taco i think the reason you hate women so much is because you cant get any. 497. Is it possible to score higher on the pirv and egotistal quizes that i did many months... 496. By your best guess, how many women can one man handle at once. 495. I have been talking to my girl all of the time, and we don't seem to have anything to... 494. hi, i've got two questions, first: my fiancee's nipples and areolas point down-ward and... 493. how do men mastrabate and how would a girl jerk a guy off? 492. How come asian girls are flat chested? I find many of the attractive, but with bigger... 491. What is a good way to let girls know that they shouldn't date guys named BobKoch? 490. Who is "Vinny" that you refer to in question 487? 489. How come male porn stars can fuck someone over 30 minutes and then cum, while I cum about... 488. what should i do....go after this fine girl with huge tits that doesnt put out much but... 487. i am a girl and wanted information on how to mastrabate be as specific as possible please... 486. Is there a best way to tell a chick you like that you're tired of her bullshitting and... 485. I have a question not so much for you, but for the person who wrote question 479, who is... 484. I hear about this Phil character in a lot of your responses. What's his chick situation? 483. Im really horny what is something i can stick in my pussy to get off besides a penis!! 482. (re: q478) Maybe I should've clarified... I like a guy who just doesn't seem to be over a... 481. How can a man make his cum taste better? I don't mind the whole blow job thing but the... 480. I found the perfect guy, isn't that unbelivable? Well hes 2 years older than me and in... 479. Alright, I found a girl, with big tits, who likes porno, masturbates, likes giving me... 478. Is there any way to tell if a guy is really over the love-of-his-life ex that dumped him... 477. Say, i get online, pretend to be a hot, horny female and tell guys that i live in an... 476. Where did you get the name Taco from? 475. Is there actually anything wrong with getting advice from a Mexican food? And if theres... 474. Can guys really be faithful? I have a fiance that I've been with for 2 years and I trust... 473. Taco, How come the guy that likes me who I like, has said he was going to ask me out but... 472. How long do you need to wait before getting on your ex's friend ? 471. ok, this girl i really like doesnt want me to think of her just as a someone to get on... 470. I like this girl but if I tell her I like her i am afraid my friends will hate me.What... 469. hey I have a best friend that is a girl we have been best friends for like 5 years now... 468. Taco, why do breasts come in so many different sizes and shapes and why do some girls... 467. Big problem, my girl friends found out about each other now i got five bitches freaking... 466. My new girl friend is trying to tell me she is still a virgin because she hasnt had her... 465. I propose a duel for a certain AF. The choce weapons for this fight will be a 30 pack, a... 464. Ok taco I have a friend I need your help with. I am a guy and I need some girl advise.... 463. What percent of chance do you have of getting pregnant or an std while your bf is wearing... 462. I would like to thank you for you advice on breaking those people that have those crappy... 461. Taco, im getting a new tatoo on my arm, my bitchy girl friend is telling me to get her... 460. Taco, I've been here since your site barely had 10 questions on it, what do you think of... 459. Is it wrong to pimp yourself around? Like, be my own pimp. I know it's illegal to pimp... 458. I have this pain in the ass girl frined who wont let me screw her until i give her an... 457. the fact that my seventeen year old girlfriend has had sex with four people pisses the... 456. If a girl is 17 years old how many sexual partners would consider her a slut? 455. Guys use their dicks to piss right (duh)? Well, when a guy sticks his dick in a girl, can... 454. Taco, I think I'm in love with you. I love all of your theories, the way you describe you... 453. When I was 7 I had sex for the first time with my neighbor. Since I was 11 I have been... 452. What is it that women see in frat boys and homeless guys? And how does one acquire these... 451. How can I give my boyfriend a better blowjob and make him cum sooner? 450. What are the different types of sex toys out there these days? What are they called?... 449. can i get pregnant on my period 448. Taco, why does it hurt to pee after you have sex? 447. I'm a little confused here. You always talk about hot lesbians but why would a guy be... 446. How do lesbians have sex? 445. What language do you use for your web site, html, java or something else. 444. How can I fuck a guy with a small cock? And is it physically possible coz I mean this... 443. If one would want a particular girl to blow him, how would one go about accomplishing... 442. Taco, in question #431 you said "To solve you're problem..." Shouldn't that be "your" not... 441. Is there anything wrong with screwing women that are "taken" by other guys? If there is... 440. What are some things that can be said to girls to make them feel "special" and perhapps... 439. I had been going out with a boy for about two weeks. It had been going well when he found... 438. hey I am the girl with question 434.... he is staying in the hotal room with me....... 437. At of all the posts you have recieved about hot girls, which is the hottest sounding gil... 436. Mr. Taco, Can you type a full paragraoh or more about sexual happenings between you... 435. Im a 16 male, im going out with a 13 female. She's one of those smart but caual types.... 434. what should I do if I am in love with my best friend that is a guy and I am a girl, in 2... 433. What are some things you can do to make a girl fall in love with you? (Besides being a... 432. My parents are really over protective and annoying and they never let me go anywhere,... 431. Hi Taco...I'm a desperate man!!! I need your help! There is this girl in my school that... 430. When my boyfriend comes why dosn't he come loads, I love the taste of come so why don't I... 429. Ok, I'm very young but I still need 2 ask u this. I am 13 and wanna fuck my boyfriend. I... 428. How come 6th grade kids are "going out" theese days? They are only 11 and 12! And how... 427. Hey, im 15, DDD cup, 112 pounds, thin, ect.... whenever i go out with a guy we have sex.... 426. I'm mad crazy about this girl that goes to my school, we talk some what and i don't know... 425. How can I, just by going into a bar, make all of the girls wanting to have sex with me? 424. What would a guy have to do to make you consider him a god? 423. My girlfriend works with this fat bitch who thinks she's really hot. She's exactly what... 422. In my psychology class, my teacher said that 30% of all men have had a physical... 421. Taco, How could such a benevelont figure as Jesus Christ be used to justify the... 420. Is this question better? Will the vagina shrink back to its original size after something... 419. for the question about shoving something up the vagina i think she meant will the vagina... 418. Who do parents refer explaining SEX to as explaining the "Birds and the Bees?" Do Birds... 417. Why won't guys ask me out on a date? Is it because of my weight? (I am 125 pounds).... 416. Why is masturbating considered a sin and sex not? 415. What exactly do you consider a 'fat chick'? 414. Is it totally gross for a girl's pussy to not be completely hairless when she has sex? 413. Hi, I like this guy, but the thing is that he is one of my best friends, and we know... 412. Where do women stick tampons? why do they say it hurtS? Why dont women pee on their... 411. If a woman shoves something really big up their vagina will it shrink back to the... 410. my friends boyfriend is cheating on her and she knows it but doesn't know what to do... 409. So Taco, how can someone, let's use the name BobKoch, just pulling it out of nowhere, be... 408. What does the "33" stand for on the Rolling Rock beer label? 407. Hey, taco. I have a girlfriend and we have been going out for about 9 months now. She... 406. At my job there is now a new hot girl. She goes to a Catholic school and I go to a public... 405. How can I become a member of the staff....i meet the requirements...thanks 404. Who are your favorite artist or bands in all of the following types? Rock, Rap, R&B,... 403. i have decided to not click on your ads because i dont like you any more. therefore i am... 402. why do people step on bugs or run over snakes on purpose? what did the snake ever do to... 401. hey taco why cant you just give us a number so we dont have to go through the whole list... 400. why did you send my sister all my questions? what makes you think my questions are any of... 399. Taco, I know this is probably a bit of a strange question but it is completely serious,... 398. hey taco....my lil sister wants to know why boys will be mean and make fun of you when... 397. why do people think they are fat when they look like poles??? why do they keep fasting... 396. yo taco, i wanna know why people come up to me and tell me that my hair is blue when i... 395. hey taco where am i supposed to find the answer to my question??? 394. Hey Taco, I've got another diabetic question for you. Can a type 1 diabetic smoke pot... 393. I got a long distance relationship, i see the person about 3 times a year, im also... 392. I clicked on one of your ad banners, why don't I feel more enlighted? 391. On a mantrip through Toronto, Canada, we went straight to a tittie bar without... 390. Whats the best way 2 get my 2 girlf friends who dont know about each other in the sack... 389. Taco, I have been having dreams lately that involve me giving myself oral sex, I also... 388. I have a girl that I have been getting on lately. Each time we do more, and she is asking... 387. Whats the best way to get a virgin to put out? Ive been working on her for about a month... 386. A friend of mine is being accused of distributing fake ID's. He is under the age of 18... 385. Is there anything wrong with having 2 or more women at one time, especially if none of... 384. How much do phone sex operators make in relation to the pope and the president? 383. Ive got a few questions...When did this site get started...when do you answer these... 382. Pertaining to question 381, if a 17 convinces a 15 year old to have sex with him against... 381. One more question about rape: If, in a state where the age of consent is 16, a 15-year... 380. How long can you chew Skoal Wintergreen and not put a hole in your gums? I know a guy and... 379. Taco, do you ever compare yourself with God? Or Gods depending on your religion. 378. I just ate a piece of pizza that's been sitting in my car for three days. Am I gonna... 377. when your in class and you yawn, why do people around you yawn too? 376. Why are guys so hard to figure out? 375. Ive been going out with this fine thin huge breasted firm assed blonde for about 2 months... 374. Imagine for a moment that cloning technology has advanced to the Kinko's level, and... 373. How come every time I pull up your page, my browser says "Done, but with errors on page"... 372. Do you know who I am? 371. Why do people have cyber sex, cant they just find some fat chicks in Tennessee who feel... 370. Why do some people mastarbate and still do their homewrok at the same time!? 369. How does the dude in the enterprise car, all wrapped up in paper, drive that car? 368. Will you relocate yourself to Arizona so I can meet you? Phil's a big mean butthead and... 367. Whats the best thing or item you could buy for under 100$?? 366. You might get this a lot but..Whats the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you ?? 365. Is it possible for a girl to have an orgasm while freak dancing cause im pretty sure this... 364. There is a sex that's illegal in 48 states....what kind of sex is it?? 363. Where can a person who never went to school or has never had a formal education get smart... 362. Well, There is this girl, she recently moved from down the street to about 3000 miles... 361. Cowboys turn me on, are you a cowboy? 360. first, I just wanted you to know, that I think the person who asked about the nipple... 359. If im a high schooler and the girl i like is too, is there anything i can do to get her... 358. Can a girls breasts be too jiggily? 357. I know this one girl and she had sex for three seconds, from what I heard. Do you... 356. Is it bad that im the most Priverted Egotistical person to visit this site? 355. About how many times a day can i beat my meat, before i start getting medical... 354. Why is the front section of the toilet bowl seat always missing in public bathrooms? 353. Me and a few of my buddies have a club called " Chics and Beer " Every thursday night we... 352. if you totally pull out completely is there any risk of pregnancy ? 351. Why do guys and girls see lesbians as being a incredibly erotic couple, especially when... 350. How can I cure Type 1 diabetis? Its not the kind for fat people, its the other one, that... 349. What is the best way to hook up with a girl I like, when I think that we might have... 348. Where did you get this supreme god-like knowledge of everything, including women?? ... 347. Considering the fact that you aren't a trained psychologist, would you, if you had the... 346. One of my friends, Finn, who is 16, says he has masturbated 17 times in 1 day. Is this... 345. What is the best way to give it to a woman, why? 344. i just got my nipple pierced, how long is it supposed to hurt? and the place i went wasnt... 343. What are the chances a girl can get pregnant during her period if she has sex? 342. How come I am the only one still asking you questions? And why are all bras advertised... 341. Taco- I need to know what guys want from girls. Like what do they like about them? I know... 340. How do i get a girl to like me more than the other guy? 339. If I came to SC, would you have sex with me? Assuming of course that I am over the age... 338. What is a good way to pass time while we are driving for 9 days across the country? I... 337. In your brilliant opinion, what do you think is the most efficient and effective way of... 336. If your a single man and you want some quick action for one night only what is the best... 335. I haven't had sex in 8 months. Any advice for scoring the muff as often as you do? 334. Taco, I think I am in love with you. Will you marry me? 333. I'm so extremly bored of my old friends, and i've been hangin out with new people, and i... 332. Glad you're doing good! That's always good to hear. And I've got another question for ya.... 331. Look, I'm back again, sorry, you can't scare me away. :-) So hey! How's it going? OK, so... 330. One of my buddies from school has been asking about what i think on dating younger girls.... 329. Taco , love , im back! Okay , i got a serious question . Theres this guy , who is 5 yrs... 328. I finally dumped my awful boyfriend (the one who made me close my eyes when I gave him a... 327. My boyfriend (the same one that makes me close my eyes when I give him a blowjob) has of... 326. Taco, I am reading through this awesome site, and seeing some of the problems that your... 325. my wang is way to big and all the ladies want me to give it to them, i can barely take... 324. How can I tell my friends not to follow me to college? They get on my nerves and always... 323. Why is the fashion style in which a person wears all black called "Gothic?" Is it because... 322. Hey, havn't asked a question in a while, but here it goes, ok, my boyfriend has been... 321. what do you think the best way to ask a girl if you could take the relationships... 320. How do I cut back on masturbating if I masturbate too much? 319. Why does my boyfreind like to look at my pussy?? I hate it, he makes me close my eyes... 318. taco my spanish teacher and i just had sex, what can i say i just couldn't resist. Should... 317. my friend danny ...his hair is long as fuck....some chics dig the long hair....but its... 316. My friend...he goes to a different school...this school is just homo gay ass....but hes... 315. Should I go to my boyfriends prom or mine? 314. I browse the internet from time to time and always get popups of horrible porn sites w/... 313. HOW COME WHEN I HAVE SEX MY GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS ASK ME TO GIVE IT TO HER ANALY WHY DOES SHE... 312. What can I do to make sure my boyfriend will stay with me? Besides sex, but it can be a... 311. Taco, first I would like to say thanks for the answer on question #307. I was for Gore... 310. There's this guy I really like. You might know him as he frequents your site often.... 309. Taco what is the average penis size for a man? Is that with or without a boner? What... 308. Is it right to try to take a girl away from her boyfriend? On one hand, I don't want to... 307. Taco, there is something I have been wondering about for some time, perhaps you can... 306. I am a 17 year old girl, why do I only seem to attract 14 and 15 year old guys? I'm... 305. Are you indeed a hottie? 304. How do i solve the penial cruviture ? 303. Why do guys balls itch like fuck...an girls pussys dont itch at all ?? 302. Is there such a thing as beating it too much? 301. Do chics like to get there ass eaten ?? 300. Do monkeys truly masturbate as much as people do, or is that just a lie told by our... 299. I'm 17. If my parents adopted a hot chick who was around my age, could I fuck around... 298. How do you give head? 297. Do communist chicks give better blowjobs? Can you set me up with Anna Kournikova? 296. I have been called a "stick" by a friend, my sizes are 33,27,35; does this truly label me... 295. Why is Jeff gay? 294. Hey again, this is gunna be a long one....umm How safe is it to have sex during a... 293. Why do all cute chicks think they're fat and all fat chicks think they're cute? 292. How can men last long in bed without taking anything to help them? 291. Hi, I'm the one who has been asking you questions from Phil's name, but now that I... 290. I went out with a girl who i thought was special, but later i realized was extremely... 289. Why are my parents making me move to Arizona away from all my friends, and away from Phil... 288. If you are playing Spin the Bottle, and it lands on yourself, what do you have to do? 287. This is not from Phil, just from his computer. I was wondering, why the hell won't my... 286. Girls are constantly getting breast implants (i.e. Britney Spears) to get attention. So... 285. Why is it that even when you say "Don't drink any beer", stupid fucks drink it anyways... 284. What is a good place for a teenager to meet girls? 283. Does *69 work on cell phones? 282. I am 14 and am obsessed with my teacher who is 51.I do not know what to do about this. ... 281. Taco, I have an ex girlfriend with whom I would like to resume relations. We have been... 280. Wow, question 278 is about the most realistic answer I have ever seen from reading your... 279. What word rhymes with penis? 278. Okay, how can I ask this girl out if she doesn't know alot about me? 277. Do nude women skaters make you excited? 276. This one guy keeps bugging me to give his name and number to my friend's sister, who I... 275. I'm a 22-year-old girl and I've been really eager to have anal sex for sometime now.... 274. I'm bored with my life. What can I do to make it more entertaining? 273. Taco, love , noone is my friend execpt hot men, much like you :) Umm ... as for my resume... 272. taco, love, I havent been on this site for so long... I doubt u remember me even... oh... 271. My boyfriend and I fight cause I call him names just joking around how do I tell him to... 270. Hey Man. Why do stupid girls usually think there so cool when they're not? 269. When can we expect to see AskTaco: The Movie? What will it be about? 268. Why did much of Dutch Baroque center around domesticity? Why do hot guys always go out... 267. How the heck did you come up with this idea for a question/answer site? 266. Where is BobKoch from? 265. If I smoke 6 cigarettes a day, how long before I get lung cancer? 264. An acquaintance of mine seems to have loads of friends who are girls, but has had no luck... 263. I am doing a test for someone and need to know: What are 21 different names for the... 262. Phil wants me to ask you if my head looks funny... so does it? 261. Let's say someone is egging your house and you know who it is - you are 98% sure of who... 260. I am suffering from a complicated problem regarding one girl. She is two years younger... 259. Why do lesbians stimulate guys? 258. Do most women masturbate? 257. Is Santa real? 256. Two questions: What is cumming and what is a blowjob? 255. Who is Phil and what have you done with his mind? 254. Taco, I am 35 year old male who recently got divorced after 15 years. My question is... 253. What are the two small lines for that are found between your nose and mouth? 252. On the Mantrip page, which guy are you? 251. When making out with my girl friend, what sort of things will turn her on best? I am... 250. If the guy you're having sex w/ has a really big penis, is your vagina supposed to be... 249. When you're a twelve-year-old girl, is sex supposed to hurt that much? 248. Why is my boyfriend being such a dick? He treats me bad in public and flirts with other... 247. I am almost 40, married, and about 50 lbs overweight. How can I get women to want to... 246. Do "cool" nicknames make one popular? 245. Why is my friend so stupid that he won't read your site? Do you think he is mentally... 244. What in the hell was the chick thinking when she said you of all people taco is "Fucking... 243. What's so disgusting about having long toenails? 242. Taco, luv. I used 'seeked' instead of 'sought' to make the less intelligent people u... 241. The sex term "cheeseburger" what does it mean? And what exactly is an orgasm? 240. I am a woman! What is the way to masturbate to get a full orgasm? 239. Who watches ?Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? anymore? 238. Does Barbie have naked friends? 237. Do car commercials cause insanity? 236. Taco , luv this was the first/last question i sent u ."Taco , luv, im readin through ur... 235. Taco, if you were someone of great importance (in the publics view) such as, say, the... 234. Who is the Anti-Christ? 233. How do I know if my man is right for me? 232. What would be like it Tacos grew on trees? 231. If there were a guy, and there were a girl, do you think they would have sex or have a... 230. They have nuclear powered submarines and aircraft carriers, but why dont they have... 229. Whats the best way to tell one of my best friends to stop being a dumb bitch and to just... 228. Taco , luv, im readin through ur site, and one thing comes to mind . "What the hell is... 227. How do I make a girl fall in love with me? 226. What I wanna know is, You lived in S Dakota with a small time farm, went to college,... 225. Why are the Evil Dead movies so funny? 224. Who the fuck will Bill Clinton fuck next? 223. Is Christy Canyon on crack? 222. What the hell do attractive women see in morons with no common sense and no future? Are... 221. Taco- why is it so hard for men to remember to eat good and healthy foods? Y'all know if... 220. Who the hell is Wesley Willis and why is he so damn funny? 219. Why is my ass so fat? 218. What is the easiest way to get beer if you're underage? 217. Would you like to go to Iceland with me and a group of friends? Think of it as an... 216. Who's Vonce? 215. My car smells like ass. I encourage my friends to sit in my car and smoke just to mask... 214. Hello Taco...My name is Dado and I would ask you where can I get free shell accounts? I... 213. Why am I inadequate in bed? 212. What is the true meaning of life? A Marine Colonel once told me "It don't mean shit, but... 211. Is it normal to be obsessed with guys? 210. Dear Taco, Please tell me why the portion of penis in male is giving a bad smell. ... 209. Why don't you want to go west on a trip? 208. What is progressive rock? 207. What is hentai? 206. Gay men hit on me all the time. Is this because I'm putting out some kind of gay vibe? ... 205. Should there be a woman president? 204. How do you hypnotize people? 203. Taco, I need a new screen name. I'd like one that's short, to the point, and not gay. ... 202. I am considering purchasing a pair of shiny pants. Are women attracted to shiny pants,... 201. If a girl is hitting you, is it alright to hit back? 200. Taco, you are wise, and I'm coming to you after all my normal routes have been exhausted.... 199. Hi Taco, You've informed us that it is impossible for a man to suck his own cock, but... 198. Is there anything wrong with saving my virginity for marriage? 197. If you're a guy, when are you considered a slut? 196. What's the quickest, easiest way to get laid? 195. I'm a lifeguard at a pool, and I spilled liquid chlorine all over my skin. The burning... 194. What is the easiest way to steal a car? 193. I was just in South Carolina. What school do you go to? I was looking at a bunch of... 192. Taco, thanx for the advice about the boredom in college thing, and it is way too bad that... 191. Taco, do you hate women? I noticed in a majority of your answers you put women down. 190. Taco, all mighty wise one, at this current moment I am suffering from a major case of... 189. Why do men cheat? 188. I'm going on a blind dinner date. Is it O.K. to go to an expensive restaurant? 187. I need your help. I have a small penis and my CD-ROM drive doesn't work. What can I do? 186. If you have unprotected sex with someone who has a STD, (not that I did), are you... 185. Actually, I'm a guy, not named Laura. That actually says "Laurel,? which is a city. But... 184. What kind of job do you suggest a 17-year-old male to get during the school year? 183. Taco, I love sex as much as every girl does, but you see the problem is I am getting so... 182. So Taco, do you know who sends which message? For example, do you know which question's... 181. Why is Jorge so damned cuddly, even to strangers when they first meet him? 180. Are the pictures I take to a local grocery store to be developed seen by anyone? 179. Are you emotionally and mentally devastated now that the Taco Bell dog has been retired? ... 178. What is the first thing you notice about a person in real life? 177. What about the Pharmacist? 176. What does it feel so good and yet hurt so much? 175. Why do we study nude statues as much as we do in public -- such as the Venus di Milo --... 174. ?Quiero yo Taco Bell? 173. Why is oral sex for a man called a blow job, since you obviously do not blow? 172. Taco, I really enjoy sex. This comes as a problem to me because I can get sex very... 171. Why do I still love my ex who lives 2 doors down from me, dosen't care for me, plays with... 170. How does one go about removing body hair where the sun doesn't shine? 169. Taco, well I consider myself to be a normal teenage girl. Even though I am basically... 168. Hypothetically, what should one do if their best friend is hitting on the girl that I... 167. How can I turn on my man more? 166. Why do you call yourself Taco? 165. Why do women trap men with pregnancy and children? 164. Why do some women find gay guys so attractive? Is it their voices, or simply the fact... 163. Has 3DFX finally done it? 162. Why is it not socially acceptable for males to shave their legs? 161. I want to know Actor Dustin Hoffman's weight. I found his height at IMDB but my teacher... 160. Where can I find a good deal on a Chrysler 528 cid. hemi and a Richmond six-speed manual... 159. Do you have a girlfriend? 158. Why am I so damn cute? 157. What are the physics of a portable hole? 156. How can the passengers on the Concorde, or any other supersonic jet, hear each other if... 155. Taco, I've been wondering for a long time, wether one-leged ducks swim in circles. 154. Is eggplant an egg or a plant? 153. How long should a man dick be? 152. How can you tell if a girl is having an orgasm? A guy has an orgasm when he ejaculates... 151. I love anal sex, fisting, and more. Is it normal? Claudia 150. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 149. Do boobs float? 148. Why would I need advice from a Mexican food? 147. Lo Quiro Taco Bell? 146. What is the best way to go about making a petition the U.S. Federal Government will... 145. Where are the fun spots around Newark? 144. How do I get a job at Crotchrot.net? 143. Why am I better looking than any other person in North Carolina? 142. Hey Taco.. I have just a quick question for you. My ex-wife and I have had sex a few... 141. Is trolling usenet bad for your mental health? 140. I like previews. Does that make me any less of a man? 139. What's better - condoms or the pill? My boyfriend and I want to find out. 138. Why are people so darned curious? 137. only one question........why pascarella? 136. Taco, my friends and I have met with some success in our culinary endeavors using beer as... 135. Taco, I'm a pretty simple girl to please. There isn't much to making me happy. Yet my... 134. how do i last longer in bed 133. I am 32 and my boyfriend is 21. He masturbates to porn all the time but can't cum when... 132. Taco, can you please give me some pointers on eating a girl out? 131. I am married and my husband is too shy to talk much about sex. How can I give him the... 130. Taco, here's my problem: I am a very straightforward woman. Honesty is more important... 129. What is snowing blowing? 128. My family has recently aquired a puppy. He is adorable. I have sent a picture to the... 127. How can I increase my wife's sex drive? I found out that she could be very good in the... 126. Taco, I'm 5'4" I have reddish blonde hair and blue eyes, I'm your typical 17-year-old... 125. If you were a woman would you be a slut or lazy? (Remember that your mind would no longer... 124. Will I ever have sex again? 123. Do guys really want anal sex? 122. What is the best way to destroy a fascist school administration, without being arrested... 121. Why do we stay with people we don't love? 120. Where is Elvis, the singer? 119. So I have this friend. Although I'm a raging heterosexual, I can safely say that he is... 118. Is the Adam and Eve Biblical story correct? 117. Is it natural for a man to get an erection in the company of other men for example in... 116. I have a zip file containing much, uhm, educational material, which I passworded 2 years... 115. Taco, why does every woman I talk to for more than a week fall in love with me? 114. Is it possible for a man to have sexual fantasies involving both genders and on the... 113. How can I get a better job? 112. Taco I have a problem, my boyfriend says I am the best at going down on him, he loves it... 111. Why does a man get tired after having 6 or 7 times in the evening? 110. What is the significance of the number 144? 109. The girls like anal sex? 108. I have a friend, let's call him... Rick. His mom is hot and I wish to have sex with her.... 107. If a 16-year-old guy snapped a Polaroid of his 18-year-old girlfriend giving him a... 106. What would you do if a girl wanted you to be fuck pals with her? 105. I try to fuck the bitches, but the bitches won't fuck me...it sucks to be me. 104. Who killed President Kennedy, Taco? 103. Why are you so gay? 102. What does pussy taste like? 101. How does a girl go from being so innocent to becoming this trashy slut that will spread... 100. Why do we love to watch movies ("dramas") with women and large guns? 99. Why do porn models wear shoes? 98. How do you view a self-employed woman? 97. Why are guys attracted to greasy dirty girls? 96. How can you tell a man's penis size just by looking at him? 95. Is it possible for a man to suck his own cock? 94. Was Jesus Christ a real person? 93. I keep seeing this loser that i met in the school parking lot, he has no car so i have to... 92. Do girls ever go into "heat"? 91. About how old should I be before I lose my virginity? 90. Why is the world against me? It seems that ever thing that could possibly go wrong has... 89. Hey there Taco how are things going? I'm curious as to what the heck or who the heck is... 88. What is FMCG? 87. Why does a woman's pussy make want to submit with all my heart and soul? 86. Why is it impossible for a female to keep a secret? 85. In what situations, in the case of creating directories and files for the internet, would... 84. Why do I always fall asleep when I'm around my boyfriend? 83. Do I like sex? 82. Are you a big head know it all 81. I am in love with my own sister...FUCK help me please? 80. I can't stop masturbating!! 79. Does Bob Koch really exist? 78. Does a male g-spot exist? 77. I absolutely love to give my boyfriend blow jobs, he says it's strange that I like it so... 76. Why don't any Victoria's Secret models have nipples? 75. Can an elephant REALLY fuck a pig? 74. Does it annoy you to have so many raging mad feminest lesbians forget to read the... 73. Can a guy fake an orgasm? 72. Taco, I have a problem. I want to fuck every woman I see. However none of said women... 71. Taco, I seem to have a mental block when it comes to mathematics. I am in a Calculus... 70. Is love REALLY supposed to be such hard work? 69. Why can't I get a girlfriend? 68. Am I in love with my best friend? 67. How do you know so much? 66. Do women really get turned on when listening to Barry White? 65. My girlfriend tells me she hates me more often than she loves me, is this normal? 64. Why is it that when you're young and don't need kids, you get pregnant when someone just... 63. Will i have sex in the next 6 months? 62. Is penis size important to women? 61. Do you think The Simpson's will every be canceled? 60. Why does everyone remember the first time that they had sex but cannot remember the last... 59. Why do women suck so much? 58. Why do the evil and horrible VILE Canadians try to imitate us Americans so much, yet fail... 57. ok go to number 37...do you really believe that??? not all guys are like that its just... 56. In response to your answer, I also have some things to say. Since you seem to defend... 55. I want to have anal sex with my girlfriend but she says it hurt how can I do this? 54. Hi: I'm looking for a lady between the ages of 18 and 21 to become a partner in... 53. Taco, where can one have an intimate experience in an airport? Either with a loved one of... 52. Do I need pussy? 51. What's the point of naming your penis? 50. Do you find it personally satisfying that you know shit about women, or do you just find... 49. I am gay and am in love with my best friend who is straight. How can I get him to sleep... 48. Why am I so damn sexy? 47. I wish I could establish credit, but all that i can establish is this big juicy love pork... 46. Taco, I have a question. It has been brought to my attention that my "unit" is too big,... 45. Can love only exist when it is understood by the participants to be only an illusion? It... 44. Why are women always late and slow at doing everything? 43. Are Jesus and Santa related? 42. There is a psycho who thinks he is Phantom of the Opera and he was obsessed with me for... 41. cornea. kittens. kryptonite. coptics. mormons. quakers? 40. This guy I know has been putting up some really disturbing away messages lately. I think... 39. How does one justify the extravagance of going to Mars when the problems on earth are so... 38. I like to check out small children. Is this normal? 37. Why don't guys ever hit on me? 36. Do you believe that there is one person out there for everyone? 35. Why does Denmark think it's so damn cool? It's just a pathetic little country in Europe. 34. Why does God hate me? 33. Exactly how big is your package? :) 32. Why is it so much fun to accuse friends of being gay? 31. Is there such thing as Santa Claus? 30. Why would a man, with so much to flaunt, not want his picture to be taken while wearing... 29. If guys want to have sex all the time, but they cant because women are to lazy to clean... 28. What is sex? 27. Is it normal to find Monica Lewinsky sexually attractive or should I just be ashamed of... 26. I like kiddie porn. Does that make me a bad person? 25. Do chicks dig pants? ...because I can't seem to find my pants. 24. Is it alright to fantasize about gorillas? 23. Why would I, being the only person in my group of friends who has actually had sex, be... 22. My cat is in heat, and I read around that only way to shut her up is to please her with... 21. Vonce: Animal, mineral, or vegetable? 20. Why do guys like watching lesbians go at it, while girls think guys going at it is... 19. Is it okay to stick your tongue in someone's ear? 18. Why is sex the only thing guys think about? 17. Is there such a thing as bad porn? 16. Is it okay to masturbate to pictures of yourself? 15. Why is it that when a girl has many sexual partners she is considered a "whore"...but... 14. Does being well endowed have it's disadvantages? 13. What's a butt munchkin? 12. All my friends think my mom is hot. This pisses me off. Have you ever stabbed a man... 11. What's the point of the opening in boxers and briefs? 10. Do you think its wrong to take nude pictures of your friends? 9. Why do women have less of a sexual drive (usually)? Is it natural population control? 8. Why do guys like sluts? 7. Taco, There's this girl I really like, but she has a boyfriend. What should i do? The... 6. Is my ass too big? Do women really look for a tight ass? 5. I have a problem. I think my friend for several years might be gay. Even though he seems... 4. What do you think of people who deny that they masturbate? 3. Why are men obsessed with breasts? 2. What's the point of naming your penis? 1. I've been having some trouble pleasing my boy friend.....sexually. How exactly do you...