Posted:8/15/2007 1:46:16 AM EDT Submitted: 8/07/2007 6:41:51 PM EDT
I'm 48 with no apparent signs of menopause but for the last several months, my first day blood has been black. What does this mean?
Well, fortunately for you, in the past week I have started and graduated from medical school AND completed my internship.
I can definitively state that the reason your first day of blood is black is that you are an unholy succubus, and the black is the evil leaving your shriveled, vile, hell-spawned body.
