Posted:8/15/2007 1:52:01 AM EDT Submitted: 8/02/2007 1:52:23 AM EDT
Hi Taco, I have a crush on a guy, but it is a little complicated, you see this guy is my boyfriends very close friend. Now of course I do not want to break up with my boyfriend, but at the same time I can not stop thinking about this other guy. I feel really bad but I can't help how I feel. I don't know what to do, help!
Listen, kid, you can't have your cake and fuck it too. You gotta pick one. If you don't want to break up with your boyfriend, then get over the friend. If you can't get over the friend, then you HAVE to break up with your boyfriend.
Option 2, of course, is to do what any normal girl would do, and be a total fucking slut. Just cheat on your boyfriend. Girls do it all the time. If you get caught, then your boyfriend will be crushed, and he'll lie in his bed crying for weeks wanting to die. But that doesn't effect you, now, does it?
If you are really lucky, though, you could find out if the guys would be down with an "open" relationship. Basically that means you can get the double stuff all the time. This will also be beneficial to your career, as it is practice for your life of being used and ejaculated on professionally in porn.
