Posted:12/21/2006 11:48:04 PM EST Submitted: 12/21/2006 11:37:29 PM EST
Taco, where have you been all these long months? We, the people of the world, are in desperate need of your wisdom. If you had been more available, it is likely that the President would have asked you for an exit strategy for the war in Iraq. I am holding you to blame for the quagmire we are in. Bastard.
That, my dear sir, is an excellent question. The Taco has been busy studying up on the political and economic situations of a majority of the South American countries. Venezuela has been excluded do to lack of international interest.
Oh, and the Taco has also been having sex. Lots of sex. A tremendous amount of sex. More sex than you can shake a stick at. You could not throw a cat that would not land on the Taco having sex. You wish you were having this much sex.
The Taco, having switched from a Mac to a PC, now has the ability to multi-task. Answering the questions of the desperate unwashed masses can now be done during sex.
So please, send me your questions and desperate pleas. Especially you, Mr. President. I am here once again to guide you, and subtly bend you all to my will.
