Posted:12/22/2006 12:03:34 AM EST Submitted: 12/17/2006 11:21:07 AM EST
Why is your name taco?? It's not a real name, it's a mexican food. I'm 10 years old, and santa claus IS real you just don't believe in him coz he doesn't come to you coz you're a bad little boy. SCREW YOU TACO!
Before I answer what I assume was meant to be your question, I would like to take a minute to congratulate our fine education system for preparing America's youth for the real world. In particular, the grammar classes have proven to be particularly effective. Yup... I sure am glad we haven't been given school vouchers.
Now, the name Taco is short for Naked Taco. AskNakedTaco.com is too clumsy for people to enter. There would undoubtedly be spelling errors, "coz" people can't be bothered to use a spell check or dictionary. AskTaco.com is much more manageable.
Thank you for the wonderful question, punkrat.
P.S. Yes, there IS a Santa Claus. He's a child molester. And he only visits the children that believe in him. So, congratulations on that.
