Posted:12/28/2006 2:27:53 AM EST Submitted: 12/03/2005 10:10:29 PM EST
I'm going to brush my teeth with urine and live in a building of screaming lunatics but whenever I hear them yell in internal suffering I'll smile quietly to myself. A small smile that creeps up the side of my face. Each morning I'll vomit in disgust at the sight of another day, but will secretly be glad that it's at least a hellish world full of evil people. Everyone will have cat's pupils instead of human ones. Pain will be considered joy. I will shave not because I'm tired of my beard, but because I want to cut my face with a razor. People will not greet each other because it makes them nauseous to do so. Whenever people talk, they vomit persistantly because they're so revolted to engage in social discourse. People will start wearing tophats and bowlers again. Public loud speakers will play cacophonic and bizarre clarinet music constantly and everyone will clutch at their ears in pain at the continual racket and have to scream in order to talk to each other through streams of bile and stomache-acid. Also, everyone will be insane. But my question is, should I brush my teeth up and down or with a scrubbing left to right motion?
Brush your teeth in a circular motion. This will remove buildup from between your teeth and will also brush it off the front of the teeth. You might also try one of those electric toothbrushes that spins automatically.
