Posted:11/24/2005 4:30:55 PM EST Submitted: 8/23/2005 5:03:21 PM EDT
Taco..........i am apparently fuckin hot to all the guys at school (or at least most of them) but there's this one new guy who is soooooooooo gorgeous!!!!! I really like him. He just moved here from florida and he's got this sexy beach body and a tan and..........need i say more? But we talk some and he's really nice and funny. He looks at me when we're running in gym but i hear that he likes this other girl. I ask my guy friends and they say i'm prettier than her. Do i tell him i like him? Or do i just come after you instead?
Don't come after me. I like my women like I like my bourbon - aged (preferably in cask). Don't tell this guy you like him either. Get him drunk at a party, and make an offer he can't refuse (which generally involves the removal of one's pants).
