Posted:7/25/2005 10:33:51 PM EDT Submitted: 7/04/2005 10:26:40 AM EDT
Taco, I'm currently stationed at a Fire Base in Afghanistan and I really need to get laid. All the good looking females are followed everywhere they go be every guy here. Would it be wrong to befriend a nasty chick whose ignored just for some ass?
Yeah, that'll probably tide you over until you get home. Just put a bag over her head first.