Hey Taco? Is it true you f*cked Gary [last name deleted] up the ass in the server room?
No, but there were rumors that the boss, Jeff, used to sodomize any employees that stayed after their shift ended in the server room. That's probably the story you heard and just got confused. Incidentally, that's why when my shift was over at PA, I used to run out of the office like a fat kid towards cake. You never knew if Jeff was lurking and I wasn't going to take that chance.
