yo taco, dude i've gotta MAJOR problem and i need your help. i'm here in calgary with my family and its alrite accept for one thing... I CAN"T GET HOOKED UP WITH NOTHING. im under 18 and i cant drink or buy stoges and i NEED WEED! i figured since your all knowing, you can give me a few suggestions...
You're not that swift are you? I'm sure Canadian chicks are different than American women, but I'm sure the "desperate for pussy, weed, and booze" thing really doesn't turn them on either. Have confidence. You're not Canadian, for Christ's sake. Besides, you're a tourist. Enjoy Calgary for whatever is there; get laid with your childish act when you get home.
