| >> Bullshit |
User: AskPizza
Gender: Male
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Posted: 3/19/2003 12:18:18 PM EST |
| I learned in AP biology that all primates masturbate instinctively in order to keep semen stocks fresh seeing as to how old semen doesn't swim as well. So enjoy keeping your crops fresh! |
| From: Miami |
Posts: 16 |
| >> Strange... |
First Poster
User: icancount2one
Gender: Male
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Posted: 3/24/2003 6:53:47 AM EST |
| because too much sex/masturbation results in temporary infertility, as the boys get shot into the pool before they're old enough to swim. Sperm dies naturally in the gonads, and the rest of it doesn't get produced until right before launch time, hence the "build-up" sensation. |
| From: DOOM |
Posts: 33 |
| >> Long time |
User: derrickkurzrok
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/19/2003 6:04:14 AM EDT |
| So mastrabation is healthy, but if you have an orgasm in your own hand quicky, then you have problems and need to get out there and get some pussy. It should take you at the minimal 2 hours if your mastrabating until you cum. Maybe a hour and a half if theres a good porno on. |
| From: Miami |
Posts: 15 |
| >> 2 hours?? |
First Poster
User: icancount2one
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/28/2003 12:24:11 AM EDT |
| The last time it took me that long, i was like 12 years old or so. How old are you man? |
| From: DOOM |
Posts: 33 |
| >> wtf breate mean |
User: pantysniffer
Gender: Male
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Posted: 5/23/2003 1:13:50 AM EDT |
| title says it all, wtf breate mean. |
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| >> The problems with popularity |
Almighty Taco
User: Taco
Gender: Male
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Posted: 5/23/2003 10:44:09 AM EDT |
I suppose, by definition, the more popular this site becomes, the stupider the clientèle it serves. "title says it all, wtf breate mean." I don't speak Moron, but I'm pretty sure all those that do couldn't even translate this.
-Taco |
| From: East Texas |
Posts: 16 |
| >> hand lotion? |
User: RoachHead
Gender: Male
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Posted: 5/23/2003 3:04:24 PM EDT |
| Hand lotion? That is the worst possible lubricant to use. For really advance masturbation, use one of the new modern sexual lubricants. Further, if it takes two hours to attain an orgasm with masturbation, something is seriously wrong with you. For one thing, I'd get bored and secondly, I'd my arm would probably fall off! Anyway, and on point, Taco is correct that every living breathing male does it! There are two kinds of men in the world: those who masturbate and those liars who say they dont. |
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| >> not necessarily |
User: kyvhelck
Gender: Male
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Posted: 12/01/2003 9:03:32 PM EST |
| Some really depressed guys don't masterbate. They wish to kill themselves..I use to be like that because i hated everything, and didnt beat off for a couple years. |
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