| >> Simple and to the point |
User: SinfulySweet
Gender: Female
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Posted: 3/17/2003 3:31:27 PM EST |
| I'm not a guy, and I'm certainly no genius, but "Hello, how are you today?" generally works. What happened to plain and simple? |
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| >> Originality? |
Almighty Taco
User: Taco
Gender: Male
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Posted: 3/17/2003 9:58:40 PM EST |
| I thought women liked originality. Is my suggestion not original? It works on drunk girls. |
| From: East Texas |
Posts: 16 |
| >> Only in bed |
User: SinfulySweet
Gender: Female
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Posted: 3/18/2003 11:50:10 AM EST |
| Originality only comes in handy when dealing with alibis, in decorating a house, and in bed. Your suggestion may often work on drunk women, but a majority of the population doesnt stay drunk. You have to have something to say when she wakes up. |
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Posts: 33 |
| >> Alibis huh? |
User: AskPizza
Gender: Male
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Posted: 3/19/2003 12:20:08 PM EST |
Hmm, "Honey, I meant to pull out, but the phone rang and startled me."
Would that work? |
| From: Miami |
Posts: 16 |
| >> Plain and Simple |
First Poster
User: icancount2one
Gender: Male
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Posted: 3/24/2003 6:51:10 AM EST |
| Last time saying "hello, how are you today" got me a piece... well, actually that's never worked. Usually I have to at least say something funny, which isn't a big strong point. Or find a common interest. |
| From: DOOM |
Posts: 33 |
| >> I agree |
User: SinfulySweet
Gender: Female
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Posted: 3/24/2003 4:57:37 PM EST |
| Your right icancount2one, Hello doesnt get you laid. But it is a good starting off point. Women tend to listen more if the introduction is civil and doesn't go straight to the topic of sex. The only way straight and to the point works is on drunks (as Taco suggested) and whores, who only want to know how much money they are going to make. |
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| >> Hello, how are you doing? In context. |
First Poster
User: icancount2one
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/01/2003 2:48:07 AM EST |
| In say, a frat house context, that means "I want to lay you". At a bar it means "I want to lay you". It's pretty clear what the intentions of walking up to an attractive member of the opposite sex and introducing yourself are. If you think that a guy who you meet at a bar/party wants to just be friends, you're living in fantasy land. If you're going to be forward, go for it. Now, developing a friendship, discovering common interests over time, etc is the way to do a relationship. Being clever and witty, and willing to play the bullshit games people play at parties is the way to just get a piece. |
| From: DOOM |
Posts: 33 |
| >> Once again I bow down |
User: SinfulySweet
Gender: Female
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Posted: 4/01/2003 2:20:47 PM EST |
| I didnt say that women expected to have friendships develop from the simple statement. Your right, I can guarantee 98% of women are thinking the same thing as men when they are approached. It's all a matter of how you start the conversation though. Like I said most won't give you the time of day if you bust out with "I want to lay you." But then again it has worked in certain alcohol induced situations on a few that shall remain nameless here. But what can you do? I personally like the frank, "Let's fuck," but not everyone is that easy. Some desire a little more wooing and less hands on teaching. |
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Posts: 33 |
| >> Well saturday night... |
AskTaco Staff
User: Snookie
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/08/2003 2:15:52 AM EDT |
Lets see,
Saturday night I didnt even have to say anything earth shattering and i got play from a bi chick. it was like 3am and i sat in front of her, offered her a premium beer, bullshitted for a minute
bam, next thing i remember I'm in a chair making out with her.
Although I was about 18 or 19 beers in. So maybe i don't remember talking to her. Or maybe its because I didnt. lemme check
yea everyone says i talked to her for like a minute.
Phil |
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Posts: 9 |
| >> Props |
First Poster
User: icancount2one
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/10/2003 5:46:42 PM EDT |
| Bi is always better! |
| From: DOOM |
Posts: 33 |
| >> |
User: derrickkurzrok
Gender: Male
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Posted: 4/19/2003 5:55:57 AM EDT |
yeah bi is always better. Because you can join in on the action.
But really now, if you want to go up to a girl, just plain out ask her like hey whats up, then eventually ask her whats the farthest shes gone with a guy (if shes young and probally a virgin). Then shit will go down and all well ends well.
You'll be making out in the back seat of a car. |
| From: Miami |
Posts: 15 |
| >> just ask |
User: foxforce5
Gender: Female
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Posted: 6/18/2003 11:44:46 PM EDT |
| hahahaha- you could just ask her to fuck- since it appears thats your gameplan anyway |
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Posts: 6 |
| >> hmmm |
User: SlipKnoTDude
Gender: Male
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Posted: 12/28/2005 3:39:15 AM EST |
| hmmm personaly i just get stoned out of my mind and say what ever comes up plus i date gothy chicks so there into that o and talk to her about some thing relative...such as say you like gay emo bands and she does then talk about that then she will start to like you and by the way Insane Clown Posse's motto is f*ck on the first date. so you should listen to them and get ideas ahaha///btw did any one see that thread about the chick that had intercoarse with her dog wow...thats just sicking |
| From: Des moins Iowa |
Posts: 5 |
