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1191. If a girl is a vegan and she swallows a mouthful of cum, is that against her "religion?"
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1187. I'll get straight to the point: A friend of mine was raped and nearly killed by a guy she...
1186. My girlfriend has become curious about lesbian relationships (aside from encouraging...
1185. Hi Taco, I have a crush on a guy, but it is a little complicated, you see this guy is my...
1184. If a Vegan swallows after a BJ, is that against her "religion"?
1183. Alright, so I my friend just egged someone house, and I want to know what the chances of...
1182. Okay,i don't know if you can answer this,but here goes.How much applied pressure can a...
1181. I've been with my boyfriend for five months now, but I don't think he's as into me as he...
1180. I love my neighbour girl but I do not talk to her. How could I tell her that I love her...
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